A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
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February 17, 2004 by Muggaz
BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL CITY OF BANKSTOWN MATHEMATICS EXAM NAME ............................ GANG ............................ Time allowed 1 hour 1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on stolen 18- inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from the stock suspension? 2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors Will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm? 3. If ...
February 17, 2004 by Muggaz
BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL CITY OF BANKSTOWN MATHEMATICS EXAM NAME ............................ GANG ............................ Time allowed 1 hour 1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on stolen 18- inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from the stock suspension? 2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors Will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm? 3. If ...
February 17, 2004 by Muggaz
A growing number of Australian men are turning to Russian women for relationships and marriage. But there are risks for both sides. Perth Airport, 6am. Elena Polyanskaya walks through the arrivals gate wearing dark jeans and a pale blue top, her fine, blonde hair cut boyishly short. She is exhausted after a 54-hour journey from her Russian hometown of Nizhny Novgorod, but the moment Richard Bosward sees her, he decides she is beautiful. Her eyes are wider and brighter than in the photos ...
February 16, 2004 by Muggaz
I don’t know what to write about today. My mind is all over the place, so maybe I will just post a train of my thoughts. If I knew how to post pictures, I would have put a picture of a train right here where this paragraph, but I cant, so only the sentiment of my humour can remain. Sex. That’s one thing that is always on my freaken brain. No matter how much I try to ignore my biological urges, it’s all I seem to think about, I feel like a boy in high school again. I seemed to have morphed ...
February 15, 2004 by Muggaz
I have found myself asking over the past few days, how long could I possibly go without falling in Love? I plan on racking off for a considerable amount of time in October this year… I don’t plan on coming home until I am 30… As insensitive and brash as I may appear, I don’t know if I can stay away that long without a love in my life. At the moment, it is all just questions, because I have absolutely no idea on how I could predict what is going to happen in my life of the next 5-10 year...
February 15, 2004 by Muggaz
A lot of people in temporary positions of authority are absolute jerks. The main perpetrator’s here are nightclub/pub bouncers or security guards. As a general rule, these guys are meat heads, and are security guards because they couldn’t pay for their souvlaki any other way. It takes 6 weeks to get an accredited security guard licence, after that, you can start your own firm, or you are pretty much guaranteed work within another firm. In Melbourne, a popular sports figure has just d...
February 15, 2004 by Muggaz
Anticipation and expectation will knock you down. One of my all time favourite bands before this weekend was Incubus… I was a really big fan of their album S.C.I.E.N.C.E and Make Yourself was good as well, Morning View was Ok… their newest album was so crap, I haven’t even bothered learning its name. The things I like about Incubus are their really raw sound, a lot of great lyrics combined with in your face rock. My favourite songs include Vitamin, A Certain Shade of Green and Pardon Me. T...
February 15, 2004 by Muggaz
I have come to the logical conclusion that stupid people like chicken. On Friday night we were making our way to the pub. Brad dropped us of at Surry Hills train station. I was planning a big night, so there was no chance I was drinking. We had 30 mins to wait for the train, and we were all starving – so we make our way to Red Rooster, a popular chicken fast food chain in Australia. When we got inside, there were 3 women who had all arrived at the same time, and just before us. The firs...
February 15, 2004 by Muggaz
I think i worked out exactly where i stand with my faith. God doesn't really exist per se... God is merely a concept of all that is great and good, as there is something in people hearts that drives them to want to do good. Well... thats where i am for the time being. Peace OUt.
February 12, 2004 by Muggaz
I was brought up as a Roman Catholic. I attended Catholic schools throughout my life, and went to church every single Sunday till I was in year 10 (1997) Even though I was going to church from year 7 to 10, there was something that happened in 1994 that made me question my faith immensely, and left me rather baffled. I am not going to tell you what that event was; I am just going to tell you that you would understand. Can you imagine how hard it is for someone who was brought up to believe...
February 12, 2004 by Muggaz
Sydney, Friday: A Man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug Rohypnol in order to have his way with himself. The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn’t looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself whuile his defeces were down. “I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse,” thae man said. ...
February 12, 2004 by Muggaz
Sydney, Friday: A Man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug Rohypnol in order to have his way with himself. The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn’t looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself whuile his defeces were down. “I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse,” thae man said. ...
February 12, 2004 by Muggaz
Every one loves Fridays… I would never work on a Friday or Saturday night unless I was being paid like $100 an hour. Everyone feels great on a Friday. As a general rule, most people saunter into the office, with a smile on their face… more often than not, singing a catchy tune about how its Friday, and how they are going to go out and get wasted tonight and have a relaxing weekend… or maybe that’s just me… I always find myself singing random little songs in my head… I think I should be a s...
February 12, 2004 by Muggaz
Hi guys.. this is just a policy I need to formulate... Its just basic client service... and as the Average Joe, it could be good to get some of your input if you have any... BAM!!! Issue Resolution Working in the service industry, we are often challenged with clients who may be unhappy or dissatisfied with our service or product. This can be a result of human error, miscommunication, or specific clients having certain needs which may have been overlooked. We need to have policies a...
February 11, 2004 by Muggaz
I lay in bed last night, awake for much longer than I usually am. I don’t have any problems with going to sleep – the average 7 minutes it takes for people to fall to deep sleep, pfft… that is a breeze for me. But I am stupid… I actually care about things, and I don’t have the ability to ignore. So much stuff happened last night to piss me off. Firstly… Nick was suppsed to drop some cash n shit over to my house that he owed me… I don’t need it… its just that he keeps on postponing a...