On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat, "she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was tall...very tall...an intimidating...
DANDENONG IS TO MAKE A BID FOR THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES In order to increase the likelihood that the successful bidders will win at least some medals, the competition has been somewhat modified. However, fierce competition is expected from rival areas such as Cranbourne, Frankston, Broadmeadows, Thomastown, Bayswater and Sunshine etc. OPENING CEREMONY The Olympic flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the City wearing traditional flannelette shirt, jeans and moc...
DANDENONG IS TO MAKE A BID FOR THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES In order to increase the likelihood that the successful bidders will win at least some medals, the competition has been somewhat modified. However, fierce competition is expected from rival areas such as Cranbourne, Frankston, Broadmeadows, Thomastown, Bayswater and Sunshine etc. OPENING CEREMONY The Olympic flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a native of the City wearing traditional flannelette shirt, jeans and moc...
A Charlotte, North Carolina. lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against fire amongst other things. Within a month of having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, and without yet having made the first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated that the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires". The insurance company refused to meet the claim, citing ...
A Charlotte, North Carolina. lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, and then insured them against fire amongst other things. Within a month of having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, and without yet having made the first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated that the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires". The insurance company refused to meet the claim, citing ...
Things are insanely busy at work at the moment. I am under a fair bit of stress right now. We have gone from 8 people doing the same thing here, to 2 people doing the same volume of work, and I am one of those people. It sucks, because I really want to do some proactive stuff, but its so flat out everything is reactive. Meh. I actually called Nick up and went to his place last night. We watched the last two episodes of band of brothers, the movie based on the novel by Steven Ambrose. It’s ...
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How...
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How...
Well… I have passed the hump that is 12.31pm on Wednesday – Not as many working hours left than I have already completed until the weekend. Not much going on in the world of Muggaz today. I am actually quite bored with the lack of exciting activity going on at the moment. There are no new people in my life that I need to maintain some sort of relationship with, and I have spent the last two weekends at friend’s holiday houses, so I don’t want to over do the interaction with those guys. I h...
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!" "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it" she looks at him BUT they are sperm samples "DO IT!" So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as w...
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!" "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it" she looks at him BUT they are sperm samples "DO IT!" So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as w...
Figures involving the state of Ecstasy use have just been released. I have included an article below. The Police are wasting their time trying to penalise the user… they are achieving absolutely nothing at all. As an ecstasy user, do you think I am happy that usage has increased? Of course not. I simply don’t trust other people as much as I trust myself, and I fear for our next generation, people simply dont know enough about Ecstasy The methods need to be looked at most urgently B...
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. ...
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. ...
It would be obvious to me that Dodgy people seem to flock to the Western side of Every City. I have been looking into this a little bit lately, and I have no reason behind this gross generalisation other than mere observations, but in every city I go to, hear of, it seems as though dodgy or outcast type people live in the Western Suburbs. In Melbourne we have Broadmeadows, Ascot Vale, Sunshine (Scumshine), and Altona. I have grown up in the Eastern suburbs all my life, and all I have heard...