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Published on February 17, 2004 By Muggaz In Humor
BANKSTOWN HIGH SCHOOL


CITY OF BANKSTOWN


MATHEMATICS EXAM


NAME ............................


GANG ............................


Time allowed 1 hour


1. If Mohamed lowers his WRX 2 inches front and back and puts on stolen 18- inch Zepter wheels, how many inches has he originally lost from the stock suspension?


2. If Con needs 3 razors a day to stay clean shaved, how many razors Will he need before he goes to the gym at 8.00pm?


3. If Mustaffa runs 10 km from the Police in Lakemba to Punchbowl, then steals a car and drives another 5 km to Bankstown, how many kilometres has he travelled if he ends up hiding in Wiley Park?


4. Omar has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an "8 ball" to Hamil for $320.00 and 2 grams to Akhmed for $85.00 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?


5. If Ahmed receives $200.00 per week disability allowance from Centrelink, also works for his brother as a builder and receives a further $400.00 per week, and then pays $10.00 per week for each of his 11 Children for school, how much money does he have left to buy a smashed Tarago from the auctions?


6. If the average spray can covers 22 square metres and the average Letter is 8 square centimetres, how many letters can a tagger spray with cans of paint?


7. If Soula needs 25 mls of wax per day to get rid of her facial hair, and Soula is only 19 years old, how many mls will her mother need if she is 47?


8. Mohamed has an AK-47 with 2 x 30 round clips. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive-by shooting, how many drive-by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?


9. If Jim changes the oil in his Fish & Chips shop deep fryer every 18 months and this costs him $400.00, how often should he change the oil if he wants to spend only $180.00 per annum on new oil?


10. If Abdo runs a Donor Kebab shop and works as a Taxi driver on weekends and earns $1,200.00 per week, how much does Centrelink give him for his job search allowance?


11. If Bankstown's ethnic community is increasing at a rate of 3.5% per month, the overall population increasing at 2.1 % per month, at what rate are the Aussies leaving?

Comments
on Feb 17, 2004
Muggaz, you're fucking awesome. This made me laugh out loud.....

Thank-you.

Karen