"Wanted A tall well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested? email me at mr_frenchy1@hotmail.com

It was around Christmas time last year when my mate Dave was first breaking up with his Girlfriend... she pulled the friendship line. Dave is a very similar person to myself... thats why we get along so well... He told me what was going on... and all i could see was myself in the same situation the year before. I passed on the greatest advice i could give him at that point - She is a chick, she is messing around with you... dont be friends with her, just cut her out, and let her come back ...

Melbourne has retained its position as the best city in the world to call home. Often derided as Bleak City by Sydneysiders, Melbourne topped a survey of 130 cities, narrowly beating out the other four Australian capitals surveyed - because its weather rated the best. Sydney lost ground because its crime rate was rated on a par with New York and London. The Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU) survey ranked Melbourne, Vancouver and Vienna as the best cities for expatriates to live, with P...

Ok, some 'cooler' members of this site have been discussing pants... i will let you know what i think of that. It is a well known fact amongst guys that pants can be worn for 1-2 weeks no worries, unless a disaster like curry or sweet chilli sauce happens. Some people here say they wear jeans for 1-2 weeks... i say they are Novices. Jeans, they are different you see. Some uber thread (the clothing kind) God came down and he said to some German dude "here is Denim... it rocks." and...

In todays fast paced society, we dont have the time we want to talk about personal problems. I have collated some FAQ's when it comes to relationships, and answered them as best i could. If you have any further questions, i will be happy to help! Q: My Husband wants a threesome with my best friend A: Obviously your husband can’t get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only ...

It’s all falling into place. It must have been Monday… I thought to myself… jeebus, maybe this weekend is going to suck, because I didn’t have anything planned. Last night, it all came together. The train home from work was rather tedious. I was supposed to meet Tim at East Richmond train station, but the f00l wasn’t there. I just assumed he had already gone – which was correct. So I continued my little train ride. I only just started catching the train to work this week. There are seve...

I would just like to say how impressed I am by Ninjas. Ninja is an art form that should be taught to those who need to kick other people’s asses – i.e. School Teachers and Nuns. I wish I knew Ninja, but I simply don’t have the dedication to endure the arduous training that Ninja’s certainly need to meet the rather high expectations of the order You know what a cool battle would be??? I think Ninja’s vs Pirates. I like Pirates as well, but not quite as much as Ninja’s. If the battl...

I must admit – I really am quite a fan of Wednesdays. I suppose the predominant fact in my fondness of Wednesdays is the ever faithful truth, that as soon as you get past 12.01pm on a Wednesday, you have less remaining time at work than you have already completed for the week… you are over the hump that precedes every weekend!!! Another fondness of Wednesday can stem from school days as well – Wednesday was the inter-school sport day. If we didn’t have to play, we were able to go home at l...

The Prime Minister's stance on pre-Iraq war intelligence advice is untenable. "If, at the end of the day, it's conclusively and absolutely the case that there were no weapons (of mass destruction), then questions might be asked." - Australian Prime Minister John Howard yesterday. Welcome to the end of the day, Prime Minister. Just as almost everyone believed that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction before the war, there is now overwhelming international consensus that this was ...

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It was funny... At work on Thursday, Tom was sending Dave and me emails regarding soccer that night. We had to play at 6.20. As usual, Dave wussed at and complained about an injury or some such... i started laying into him as per usual, and he makes the regular comeback - "i was going to say get a goal for me, but you always miss" This is a joke you see... out of all the team, i would miss the least, i have just had a really bad patch lately. I am developing a complex and a phobia of the cros...

If I hate one thing about the internet, it’s all these over sensitive naïve f00ls that think if they are sensitive towards females on the Internet, they might score… I suppose it’s not just the internet, its true in group situations as well, it just pisses me off more on the Internet. I am a member of a few forums, and I see the same thing all over the place. Some guy will post an article on how he is disgusted that some guy treats some girl as a trophy or whatever, and how he is really ni...

I had a really great weekend just gone now. I just feel revitalised and ready for anything. Its amazing how a good weekend out with mates and no worries whatsoever can assist in picking up your mood. Well, I have to start at the beginning… I love making new friends… I made heaps of new friends on Friday. On Friday morning I made friends with a really cool chick name Anne from Minnesota… props to JoeUser, because if it weren’t for you, I don’t think this friendship would be possible. It’s just...

I had the fortunate privilege of being invited to a house party on Friday night just gone. It was in a small town, about 50 kilometres east of Melbourne – A place called Healesville. The east side of Melbourne is famous for its open and green terrain… this is the area from which a lot of Victoria’s finer wines come from. A popular area for the Sunday drivers with the Mercedes and BMW’s due to the open and windy roads. 50Klms is a long way to go to a party you may say – and I know this i...

Irwin cleared over croc incident Workplace Health and Safety Queensland will take no action against Steve Irwin over his feeding of a crocodile while holding his one-month-old son. The incident on January 2 at the Crocodile Hunter's Australia Zoo at Beerwah on the Sunshine Coast sparked widespread outrage and criticism. A spokeswoman for Industrial Relations Minister Gordon Nuttall said Workplace Health and Safety officers have conducted interviews and sought legal advice over the inc...