We just went out for dinner to celebrate my Mum and her partners birthday's... all told, it was a really good night... Its always good to see the family, and everyone was in a great mood!!! The thing is you see... there was this fine waitress serving our table, and i was just itching to use some lines on her... but you can't do that crap in front of your family - it just dont feel right. Now, i like a pretty face as much as the next guy - but this chick, she had the whole girl next door...
Personally, i dont use the trolling feature... i dont like to put other people down... if they are idiots, they wont get up in the ranks... Now, i recently reached top 10... no mean feat, i know... but it is still somewhat of an acheivment, it means i am cool amongst bloggers. I suppose someone has a gripe against me hardcore to the max - they must be dead set losers to go through all my blog and say i am trolling to dock me points, because i lost over 800 points in the space of 3 hours......
Hello friends. I was wondering if any of you friendly bloggers out there could offer me some assistance on a few matters. I have seen some pretty blogs on this site, and i would like to change mine's appearance also. I would also like to know how to include a link to my favorites and also how to insert pictures. Sorry for being naive, but i dont know these things, and how am i ever going to lear if i dont ask??? Thanks
Ba-Bum!!!!! First direct confrontation with house mate last night. I was the victor!!! Mwa HAHAAHHAHA…. The conversation had drifted to the shower for some reason I forget… and all the sudden, Mark buts in and dead set accuses me of using his bath towels. The reason he has come to this conclusion is because the towels are discoloured for some reason. I have blonde tips. He thinks that the blonde tips in my hair, or the bleach rather, could have discoloured his towels. That’s like the st...
I just got busted with a cheesy grin on my mouth as the result of a heart wearming moment on Australian TV. Crap. My friend Brad is over, he drops Tim home from work sometimes... whenever he is here as soon as the time hits 6.30pm he demands that Neighbours be turned on the television. Every time he demand this... i proceed to rubbish the show and say how crap it is... this is no hard guy image i am trying to maintain... i genuine dislike the show. Its filled with B grade actors, and plot lin...
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorr...
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorr...
I wonder if the clock is right? http://www.deathclock.com/ I still have another 2,335,280,439... 2,335,280,437... 2,335,280,436... etc... to go. Thursday Feb 10, 2078. Good Innings.
I wonder if the clock is right? http://www.deathclock.com/ I still have another 2,335,280,439... 2,335,280,437... 2,335,280,436... etc... to go. Thursday Feb 10, 2078. Good Innings.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as gh...
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as gh...
Short Weekends really aren’t any fun. The Summer of Muggaz appears to be over. Some of you may or may not be aware, that over the last 2 months I have been taking my annual leave from work on Mondays and Fridays – creating more holiday time than work time over the summer, and still getting paid for it. I have to tell you, it was a masterstroke of genius. Every Thursday and Sunday night I could take solace in the fact that I wouldn’t have to get up the next morning. The Summer of fun was...
Have you ever found yoursel hijacking a bus, holding up a plane, or taking hostages wishing you could listen to an audio tape of Sheikh Bin Akhbars greatest hits? Now we have the product for you!!!! A BRITISH-based company is selling MP3 players which can be attached to an assault rifle. The "AK-MP3" player is built into magazine of a Kalashnikov and can be swapped with the real thing. The device is being advertised on the internet by a Buckinghamshire-based company set up by a grou...
Have you ever found yoursel hijacking a bus, holding up a plane, or taking hostages wishing you could listen to an audio tape of Sheikh Bin Akhbars greatest hits? Now we have the product for you!!!! A BRITISH-based company is selling MP3 players which can be attached to an assault rifle. The "AK-MP3" player is built into magazine of a Kalashnikov and can be swapped with the real thing. The device is being advertised on the internet by a Buckinghamshire-based company set up by a grou...
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