Oh the Irony of it all… Isn’t it funny that mistakes by ‘Intelligence’ are amongst the most irresponsible and stupid actions of all time? Lack of ‘intelligence’ also makes for some of man-kinds worst tragedies, yet we are all to eager to blame down right stupidity on ‘intelligence’ Australia’s prime minister has weighed in on the Pre-emptive strike debate, stating that he would have no reservations in ordering a pre-emptive strike on a nation in the region if he felt Australia was und...
Paris on headgear: "People act differently toward you when you've got jewellery on your head. Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. I do." Paris on the perils of Internet porn: "Everyone does crazy stuff when they're young, but if you're an heiress, you have even more opportunities to mess up." Paris on attracting guys: "Guys do not want girls who are too nice to them, or girls they can walk all over and get too easily. Every guy wants to be with a woman who th...
If something is too good to be true, well, it probably is! Almost a whole year I got away with whoring the forums at work… chiming in now and then, chastising here, or encouraging there, all the while, on someone else’s time – so in short, I was being paid quite a nice salary to whore the forums, alas, the good times are over with, and I must revert to whoring in my own time. Muggaz adventures was becoming quite popular around the office, with many a colleague reading what I had written, h...
As much as I hate to admit it, my abs are losing their chiselled appearance, and I can attribute this to one thing – lack of constant sexual activity. Aside from all the obvious emotional benefits, girlfriends are also great for a peak physical conditioning! While waking up most mornings with a stomach that was aching from a lot of sexual activity the night before was a pain in the behind, the old adage ‘whatever doesn’t kill you, can only make you stronger’ certainly holds true in this ca...
Have a go at this Iraq flash game - Basically you are a sniper, and you have to take the fighter jets and suicide bombers out with minimum collatoral damage... the troops must be British, rather than Americans Enjoy capping those mad terrorists! You can also chuckle when you kill a muslim lady in a bhurka - she looks like a terrorist anyway... Aussies might even recognise the tune in the background as Holly Valances "Kiss Kiss" have fun!!! BAM!!!
A blog can best be described as a frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and web links. As with everything in life, it is good to question what you are doing, and why you are doing it, and also why you are doing it where you are – i.e. me at Joeuser.com. I can hear the sighs now – “oh no!, not another blog about blogging!” Well, essentially, this isn’t really about blogging, it’s about me blogging, so keep your pants on, and don’t storm off in a puff just yet. Blogging...
“Beer – helping ugly people have sex since 1862” – Some Random “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemmingway “Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” - Winston Churchill “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be dr...
“A person who publishes a book appears willfully (wilfully) in public with his pants down.” - Edna St. Vincent Millay - 1892-1950, American Poet “If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.” - Billy Wilder - 1906-, American Film Director "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde - 1856 - 1900, British Author These are three separate quotes that I and any aspiring autho...
News reports just in state the Australian embassy in Jakarta has just been evacuated after a bomb went of in close proximity. It is not known whether the Australian embassy was the target, however, intelligence sources from both the US and Australia have been warning of an upcoming attack. Reports state 3 people have died in the attack - all Indonesians, however, a statement of intention has been made with this bomb blast, and as an Australian citizen, I am a little worried, as a wor...
Look out the window of the third picture down at this website I know that you may not find it funny, but I found it hilarious, and I want to share the love BAM!!!
I can tell you one thing my friends, Me and Osama have the same kind of relationship as I do with George W. Bush, I like neither of them, and If I were their biggest fans, I would be whispering similar sweet nothings into both their ears in regards to how I am in total disagreement with their methods. The reason for this blog was a comment made on the Muggaz appreciation thread – I was referred to as Osama’s biggest fan, and a coward among other things. Unfortunately, I don’t have the po...
The best analogy I can think of when it comes to religion – no matter whether it is Christianity, Islam, Judaism or Pagan is that it is like a knife – when the knife is used to cut sandwiches, the knife is a good thing, but when that very same knife is used to stab someone in the stomach, it is a bad thing – a very bad thing. The problem with religion is that anyone can wield the knife, and it is up to them to make sandwiches or stab people in the stomach. As a non-religious person, I have...
Read this short question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. And no, I did not know the answer either. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this man was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she kill...
I went to bed last night, aching from a massive weekend of snowboarding, smoking and drinking – basically debauchery that has made me feel a little worse for wear – I mean, the snowboarding was fantastic, and I had the time of my life, but as I was trying to sleep, coughing and spluttering, I realise part of my life has to change. Everyone has bad habits, some worse than others, and from my own personal perspective, I have two terrible habits – one is smoking cigarettes, and the other is s...
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Ana...