The Second Sexual Revolution!

Viva La Penis!

Published on September 21, 2004 By Muggaz In Blogging

Paris on headgear: "People act differently toward you when you've got jewellery on your head. Always act like you're wearing an invisible crown. I do."

Paris on the perils of Internet porn: "Everyone does crazy stuff when they're young, but if you're an heiress, you have even more opportunities to mess up."

Paris on attracting guys: "Guys do not want girls who are too nice to them, or girls they can walk all over and get too easily. Every guy wants to be with a woman who thinks like an heiress."

Paris on being rich, on being hot, and on being rich and hot: "It doesn't hurt to act rich as well as hot. I've found it to be a fairly unbeatable combination

The infamous Paris Hilton, one of the heiress sisters of the Hilton hotel empire, has released a book aimed at educating young ladies on how to act like an heiress. Let me be the first to remark, the more young ladies that take her advice, the more homosexuals and priests we will find gracing our streets.

Paris may be an attractive, and filthy rich young lady, but desirable and Paris are two word’s I would use in the same sentence only when talking about the magnificent French city. It is my humble opinion that Paris Hilton epitomises everything that is wrong with girls, and guys in the 21st century – she isn’t acting in shows like The Simple Life - she really is that daft, so while she claims to have a ‘tongue in chic’ attitude when it comes to this book, the superficial message she conveys will be the end of us all!

It’s like she is condoning crazy and wild behaviour in the name of fun, youth and having a good time – it’s ok for millions of people to see you in a sexual act with another person plastered all over the internet, as long as it’s in the name of inherited wealth and youthful exuberance – and as long as you get a share of the profits.

To take an Excerpt from the book -

“And who’s more empowered than an heiress? Heiresses are born with privileges. If you walk into a room and know you’re the most exciting person in the room because ... you are, then you’re feeling like an heiress. All you need after that is a good handbag, a great pose, and very high heels, and you’re on your way. (Long blond hair doesn’t hurt, either.) “

There is a whole lot of wrong with that statement, and I think she means it from the bottom of her heart – Paris knows the power woman wield with their sexuality, and makes no bones to hide it – now come on Paris, I know you frequent JoeUser and read my blog – when are you going to learn that real men, men who want to respect woman, men like me, cannot possibly take you seriously while you maintain the attitude that long blond hair will get you everything you want in life?

I am much more empowered than any heiress, because while you sustain a disposition as such, you have no chance at a shot with Muggaz… I am empowered to say no. Maybe use what’s inside that pretty little head of yours… any old hussy can stimulate my loins… stimulate my mind, and you have a shot… ‘Writing’ books with more pictures than paragraphs directed at impressionable teenage girls doesn’t help darling…

I guess the simple fact of the matter is that guys really are stupid, and succumb to the whim of a pretty face… not this little black duck – consider this the second sexual revolution, and Paris Hilton, you will be first against the wall… along with any moron that finds you and your “I am pretty and filthy rich so everybody should love me” attitude attractive! I am no one to say an attitude is right or wrong, though I would say its socially un-healthy - Girls, if you want our respect, appealing to the penis alone is certainly not the answer.

BAM!!!
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Comments

Phoenixboi

on Sep 21, 2004

Muggaz did you buy the book??

Muggaz

on Sep 21, 2004

Muggaz did you buy the book??

Keep your enemies close PB

BAM!!!

Mackintosh

on Sep 21, 2004

And Muggaz gets an isnsightful for that article. Preach on, brother

Angloesque

on Sep 21, 2004

It is my humble opinion that Paris Hilton epitomises everything that is wrong with girls, and guys in the 21st century

Mine, too, only mine's not humble AT ALL. I can't stand her or Nicole Richie. Ugh. Blech. Yech.

*gags*

Good blog. Maybe taking the book a little too seriously if it does indeed say "tongue in chic" but nonetheless, it does make you wonder what she really doea think.

-A.

PlausibleDeniability

on Sep 21, 2004

Muggaz is the true noble/gentle-man of Joe User

Sally jacobs

on Sep 21, 2004

Mugz you make me so proud sometimes! All this article does is make me feel pity for the jumped up little tart. If she truely believes what she is saying she is going to have a very empty life, and if the impressionable girls believe what she is saying, then that is another thing. She will know doubt find her Ken doll, and they will live a very healthy, boring life together. God I'm such a bitch! You get my insightful. Oh btw, did her book mention what kind of cat she has? I WANT that cat....

Muggaz

on Sep 22, 2004

Muggaz is the true noble/gentle-man of Joe User

How kind of you Sarah! I don't really think there is anything noble about pointing this out though... Paris Hilton is not the kind of girl I would take home to meet my mother... and essentially, thats all a guy should want a girl huh?

it does make you wonder what she really doea think.

I don't think she think's much at all Anglo

Mugz you make me so proud sometimes!

Just sometimes?

Thanks for you comments guys

BAM!!!

Mandy

on Oct 03, 2004

Now that was kickass. I feel really sorry for her and I don't really hate her. I mean she might give off this vibe that she's rich and goodlooking and thus that makes he feel like she's the happiest person ever. In reality, i bet she feels like a complete loser, to know that she's never worked for anything, and has never earned anything in her life. Man, what an empty life to know that you have nothing to live for. No passion of any sort. You just live to be pretty and spend your daddy's money on prada bags and seven jeans. I think the thing that makes life so great and so wonderful is self-fullfillment. To know that you have accomplished something really does make a person feel invincible. Or to know that the ups and downs of your life have made you a stronger person....the list continues. Paris has none of this. She's always been rich, always been goodlooking (to a certain degree) and that's all she has. I bet she knows that no one likes her, she knows they talk badly about her on the tabloids and as much as she claims she doesn't care what people say, she probably does because she knows in her pretty head that she really is a spoiled brat that sluts herself around any guy that can accept her just for a pretty face and nothing more.

I guess this is getting really long. Lol, I don't like stupid women that use their beauty to get them past life, especially when all the other strong women work 10 times as hard to live in this male society.

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