A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
and inebriations
Published on September 13, 2004 By Muggaz In Misc
“Beer – helping ugly people have sex since 1862” – Some Random

“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemmingway

“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” - Winston Churchill

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” - Ernest Hemingway

“Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so just get me through this exam so I can go back to killing you slowly with beer.” - Homer Simpson

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to all of life's problems!” – Homer Simpson

To Alcohol indeed! It has come to my attention that binge drinking is fast becoming one of Australia’s worst social problems our youth has encountered for many years – This is by no means a new revelation, just an epidemic that I am taking more notice of, as it is apparent to me, that I am part of this epidemic, and in a round about way, it has my full support.

I can only speak from an Australian vantage point, though I imagine binge drinking and alcoholism is a problem all over the globe – I have heard stories about Russians who drink two bottles of Vodka a day just to keep warm! But let’s leave the Russian’s out of this for the time being, and focus on the cold hard facts.

A report, prepared by the National Drug Research Institute and the centre for Adolescent Health, published for Commonwealth Department of Health and Ageing 2004, states that one in 10 teenager drink to harmful levels in Australia. According to the report, 72% of males aged 14-17 drink alcohol, and 29% engage in high risk behaviour at least once a month after binge drinking. About 74% of females aged 14 to 17 drink alcohol and 33% participate in risky behaviour, including drink driving.

Last Sunday, I was at the snow, and from atop of Mt. Bulla on the slopes, I noticed my hands were shaking, and this was not from the cold – it was my body suffering from alcohol withdrawals. This was the first time my alcoholism as a young male had really affected me, Alas, the sad fact is, this weekend, I went out and drunk again!

Binge drinking is classed as more than 6 standard drinks in one session. Noting this fact, I binge drink every single Friday and Saturday night. Parents have a relaxed attitude toward Alcohol in Australia, because of the omnipresent fear of illicit drugs, parents consider alcohol to be the lesser of evils, and as a result, parental tolerance is high and restrictions almost non-existent.

The quotes posted above are a perfect reflection of social acceptance when it comes to the drug that is alcohol, yet the fact that alcohol alone is attributed to 2.2% of the total burden of disease is an alarming figure. In 1997 alone – out of 3,290 deaths caused by risky levels of drinking – 70% were male and mainly due to liver cirrhosis, road injuries, stroke, suicide or alcohol dependence. Older people have always been prone to chronic alcohol related problems, whereas young people (15-29years) suffer from acute conditions related to bouts of intoxication (binge drinking) Alcohol is also the major cause of Road injuries in Australia, with 31% of all driver and pedestrian deaths alcohol related.

Alcohol is also a major contributing cause of violence in Australia. In 1998/99, it was estimated that there were 8,661 hospitalisations (4.6 per 10,000 people) for alcohol caused assaults, of whom 74% were male and 64% were aged 15-34 years.

Enough of the hard numbers and facts - I belong to an obvious minority when it comes to the Australian youth; I have not been adversely affected by alcohol, though the stats tell me that I have been very lucky. As is the same with any problem, we must get to the root, and work from there. Why do so many people enjoy the Australian national past time that is binge drinking?

As shocked as I am by these statistics, and as hard as every news story involving a road fatality due to drink driving hits, I will still go out every Friday and Saturday night to consume more than 6 standard drinks. The culture of binge drinking amongst Australian youth is so strong, that this is seen as the norm.

Speaking from a drinkers perspective, It is a good feeling to have your inhibitions lowered – when you are at the pub with pretty little things surrounding you, playing pool with your mates, you don’t tend to think or care about how many brain cells you are killing, or how bad you will feel in the morning – Personally, I have never enjoyed a quiet beverage or two, once I start, the choice to stop is never mine and because of the general social trends I find myself confined within, there is no one telling me this is a bad thing.

The furore that erupts when there is an overdose on ecstasy is almost laughable, yet not a night would go by in Australia where there are not a handful of alcohol related deaths or incidents. No one is saying ecstasy is good, but when the evils of alcohol are all too easy for society to witness, yet a blind eye is turned, it’s easy to accuse society of contempt.

Well – I am a part of society, so I must hold myself in contempt. I am a subscriber to the view that alcohol when used responsibly is A-ok. Who defines responsibility though when the very subject of this discussion has the ability to diminish all responsibility with a few hard and fast swigs? Alcohol is just another drug that our government have deemed legal because they can make money from its sale. Prohibition would be one of the stupidest ideas we could entertain, and I have to discount it automatically – I can tell you though, these statistics are not taught to me at school, and I could successfully argue that the average Australian male who is most predominantly affected would have no idea concerning the statistics relating to the adverse affects.

As with many problems, the root seems to be education, or in this case lack thereof. Students are young, but it’s our responsibility to inform them of the hard home truths – Alcohol is the biggest single cause of road fatalities etc. No one is asking anyone to give up drinking, although a little moral responsibility on part of teachers and parents would go a long way.

Life is all about choices, It is my choice to drink, or not to drink, the sad fact is that people are stupid, and will often believe what they are told – advertisements glamorising alcohol are fine as far as I am concerned, as long as our children are taught in school the negative effects – this gives future generations the choice of an educated decision.

It’s not our responsibility to make the decisions, it’s our responsibility to make sure those decisions are educated - I will see you at the pub next weekend, but it is my choice to take the taxi.

BAM!!!

http://www.alcoholguidelines.gov.au/pdf/figures_fs.pdf http://www.youthfacts.com.au/index.php?option=displaypage&Itemid=211&op=page

Comments
on Sep 13, 2004
"In the morning I will be sober, but you dear woman, will still be ugly"--Winson Churchill...at a party just after the war ended... he was accused publicly of being drunk...the quote was his reply.
on Sep 13, 2004
This was a great article Mugz, very informative. People on education, and in power consider Alcohol to ba drug less ahrmful than other, and considering it is legal, they don't see it necessary to eductae young people on it. That maybe ok for our generation. Times are changing though, and our youth culture is based around such things as binge drinking. I personally do it, and countless numbers of my friends do it too. Not seeing the problem when it's just once, or twice a week. That can't cause any damage really, can it? As this article proves, yes it can. Children need to be educated and learn about the evils of alcohol. Then as you say, when they are old enough they can make an inform decision. This article won't stop me doing it, I don't think, but it will make me more aware. For that I thankyou.
on Sep 13, 2004
I have said some very offensive things when drunk, Sally can testify to this!
on Sep 13, 2004
Indeed avery informative and awareness encouraging article Muggaz!

You know I used to drink a lot.......I still enjoy alcohol moderately these days but I am not a slave to it.
A good way to entice yourself to be more responsible with drinking is to go out as you normally do an a Friday or Saturday night.....plan to be out the whole night...but drink nothing more than soft drink....you'll probablly feel ..in the first few hours.."What am I doing...I'm having a real drink!"....Don't!.......Use your will power to get you past that stage....and once time ticks on and those around you have become quite intoxicated ...are hanging of your shoulder....drooling in your ear of how much they love you and you are their best mate....strangers coming up to you to spill all their woes to a sympathetic ear....And the night presses on...people around you are swaying......leaning...breathing ..on you.....you might witness a fight or two or perhaps someone vomitting in the gutter.......
Trust me....experience a sober night out around drunkards and you will not want to be seen like that .... you will still drink but you will be more aware of your social disposition or lack there of...when overly intoxicated....and perthaps be more aware of how much you have drunk and stop after a certain amount.

You know you've drunk too much the night before if you ask this question the next morning..."What did I do last night??"
on Sep 14, 2004
Before i say anything i will state this:

I love beer and I love getting drunk
however
I love my dignity and I love waking up in a bed as opposed to a jail cell

On (many) occasions I have sacrificed my dignity in the pursuit of intoxication, and on several occasions have narrowly escaped sleeping next to a guy named Bubba. More often than not I drink a lot but always know when I have had enough and realise its time to exercise some self control. A lot of my friends/acquaintances don’t know when to draw the line and often end up disgusting sites, or having the designated driver visit the hospital. It is pathetic to see an individual in their most drunk element, sweaty, smelly, drooling, loud, abusive, violent and generally a pain in the ass.

Binge drinking is unusually common in Australia and from a very early age kids will be willing to brag about how many beers they can drink (which is generally highly exaggerated). But this like many other issues that plague not only ours but many other nations is the pursuit of being cool (keep your eyes peeled to my blog for an article about this)

People are dangerously impressionable and with the amount of advertising pushing alcohol going on it is hard for us to avoid. Conventional education is not key, and that’s what the leaders of this country need to understand. Too many schools push the 'don’t drink' theory which is lame and outdated, this simply brings out the rebellious streak that lies in us all and makes us want to drink. Hell, something like this shouldn’t even be discussed at school; it is a waste of time and money. Something that involves a child’s well being and safety should be discussed with their parents, family and/or guardians. Teachers should not have the pressure of moulding a child’s impressions of sex and drugs.

The media and the government (they are the same thing ), of course, as always are the other players in this problem. Firstly the media advertise alcoholic beverages way too often at very inappropriate times, always associating alcohol with beautiful people. Secondly, any attempts by the government to display drinking in moderation are nothing short of a joke. Advertising time for alcohol should be restricted to the same time slots as phone sex and adult website advertisements. The government should worry less about advertising and focus its time, money and energy in the sale and dispersion of alcohol. Make it mandatory for alcohol bottles to have health warnings on them (like cigarette packets), Have limits on amounts of alcohol that can be purchased (there is nothing stopping me from buying 50 bottles of tequila from the supermarket except stock levels), promote the sale of lighter beverages and help parents educate their children by mailing out information and details, not on scare tactics of drinking, but ways in which you can drink safely.

Some of these ideas may not seem feasible, but if this is what I can come up with sitting at home in my trackies, I am sure (hope I’m not placing too much confidence in my leaders) that the government can do something right about this problem.

Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to the pub!!!