I would just like to say how impressed I am by Ninjas. Ninja is an art form that should be taught to those who need to kick other people’s asses – i.e. School Teachers and Nuns. I wish I knew Ninja, but I simply don’t have the dedication to endure the arduous training that Ninja’s certainly need to meet the rather high expectations of the order You know what a cool battle would be??? I think Ninja’s vs Pirates. I like Pirates as well, but not quite as much as Ninja’s. If the battl...
We always hear the rules from the female side, Now here are the rules from the male side. These are 'OUR' rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl. If it's up, put it down we need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem, see a doc...
I am glad I am not going insane. It would appear that even an esteemed panel of judges believe Aussie chicks are the hottest on the planet as well!!! She is quite stunning - Check her out! although, I see hotter chicks than that every day, I am sure the ladies of Australia dont mind having her as the bench mark - it makes them all look good BAM!!!
Who's idea was it to stop the Milkman service? What has changed in our world today, that the need and want for the milkman is any less than it was 15 years ago, when I last remember any semblance of a milkman service. People still need milk don't they? Why, just last night, I myself was in requirement of some Milk, and how I dreamed of past glory days where I could wake up in the morning to find bottles of milk at my door! Was it because to many mysterious looking children were popping ...
It would be obvious to me that Dodgy people seem to flock to the Western side of Every City. I have been looking into this a little bit lately, and I have no reason behind this gross generalisation other than mere observations, but in every city I go to, hear of, it seems as though dodgy or outcast type people live in the Western Suburbs. In Melbourne we have Broadmeadows, Ascot Vale, Sunshine (Scumshine), and Altona. I have grown up in the Eastern suburbs all my life, and all I have heard...
A lot of people in temporary positions of authority are absolute jerks. The main perpetrator’s here are nightclub/pub bouncers or security guards. As a general rule, these guys are meat heads, and are security guards because they couldn’t pay for their souvlaki any other way. It takes 6 weeks to get an accredited security guard licence, after that, you can start your own firm, or you are pretty much guaranteed work within another firm. In Melbourne, a popular sports figure has just d...
Anticipation and expectation will knock you down. One of my all time favourite bands before this weekend was Incubus… I was a really big fan of their album S.C.I.E.N.C.E and Make Yourself was good as well, Morning View was Ok… their newest album was so crap, I haven’t even bothered learning its name. The things I like about Incubus are their really raw sound, a lot of great lyrics combined with in your face rock. My favourite songs include Vitamin, A Certain Shade of Green and Pardon Me. T...
I have come to the logical conclusion that stupid people like chicken. On Friday night we were making our way to the pub. Brad dropped us of at Surry Hills train station. I was planning a big night, so there was no chance I was drinking. We had 30 mins to wait for the train, and we were all starving – so we make our way to Red Rooster, a popular chicken fast food chain in Australia. When we got inside, there were 3 women who had all arrived at the same time, and just before us. The firs...
Ok, some 'cooler' members of this site have been discussing pants... i will let you know what i think of that. It is a well known fact amongst guys that pants can be worn for 1-2 weeks no worries, unless a disaster like curry or sweet chilli sauce happens. Some people here say they wear jeans for 1-2 weeks... i say they are Novices. Jeans, they are different you see. Some uber thread (the clothing kind) God came down and he said to some German dude "here is Denim... it rocks." and...
The Blonde and the Lawyer -------------------------- A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she...
The wind is hustling outside, and the clouds are brewing, you can hear the clap of nature telling us that nothing is wrong, but not all is right… I love thunderstorms at times like this; it typifies exactly how I am feeling right now. The awesome power of nature is something to behold, nature is a grand euphemism for emotions as well… While I enjoy feeling like a sunny day, no cloud in sight, it’s important for us to recognise the power of our emotions, feeling like a thunderstorm. Thun...
Personally, I am a big fan of the Scandinavians, as far as the fine human physique goes, blonde hair, blue eyes, and general physical health, you couldn’t want more in a mate. I am at conflict with myself here also, as I also find choc-complexioned members of the sub-continent very attractive – there is a hidden evil though, these genetics are merely cosmetics on a grand scale. Not many people know, in 1997 the Swedish Government disclosed that they had been practicing sterilization of its...
Heaven may or may not be in the back seat of my Cadillac, but is it because I have a Cadillac, that you want me to take you there? Vroom, Vroom, Vroom… you will hear a lot of that on Sunday television in Australia, and I am sure the same is true in North America as well… males have a peculiar fascination with things that go vroom, vroom, and I would argue, the bigger the fascination, the higher need for compensation. This isn’t the first time anyone has suggested that males with an inc...
This isn’t the first blog I have started regarding the entrapment of society, by society, and it won’t be the last either, but being a crazy liberal kook slash hippy, it really is my prerogative to lovingly point out that there really isn’t any love at all. If there was no love in this world, there simply would be no world – Love really does make the world go round, I don’t know who said that, or when, but I wonder if they knew about the different kind of love that ensnares modern society ...
Oh the Irony of it all… Isn’t it funny that mistakes by ‘Intelligence’ are amongst the most irresponsible and stupid actions of all time? Lack of ‘intelligence’ also makes for some of man-kinds worst tragedies, yet we are all to eager to blame down right stupidity on ‘intelligence’ Australia’s prime minister has weighed in on the Pre-emptive strike debate, stating that he would have no reservations in ordering a pre-emptive strike on a nation in the region if he felt Australia was und...