Ok, some 'cooler' members of this site have been discussing pants... i will let you know what i think of that.

It is a well known fact amongst guys that pants can be worn for 1-2 weeks no worries, unless a disaster like curry or sweet chilli sauce happens.

Some people here say they wear jeans for 1-2 weeks... i say they are Novices.

Jeans, they are different you see. Some uber thread (the clothing kind) God came down and he said to some German dude

"here is Denim... it rocks."

and we witnessed the birth of jeans.

We all know denim can be used for many other quality clothes as well... but i am talking about jeans here, so you denim jacket wearing freaks, you create your own article.

My Jeans... i haven't washed in a very long time. I am not going to tell you how long - because its all about perspective, what is my long time you ask?
It is probably different to your long time... it makes it interesting.

I find that washing your jeans, makes them fade... and faded jeans are 'cool' - bollix to that.

If i wanted to be 'cool' i would purchase faded jeans. You can do that these days, with these new fandangled designs coming out of Paris or Milan... Jeans are probably one of the most advertised products on television!

You know what would be cool? if you had like, 5 pairs of Jeans all different shades, and you could wear the different shaded ones according to your planned company on whatever occasion it may be that you are wearing your jeans.

Wrong.

I just like having one pair of Jeans, that absorb dirt, grime, sweat, blood, just body excretions in general. My Jeans are practically an extension of my skin.

You know what is really CRAZY?

Its summer now, and i hate wearing my jeans!!!!!!

Hooray for Shorts!