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a brilliant speech
Published on September 2, 2004 By Muggaz In Misc
Context: This speech was given by Victorian crime writer (and outspoken public education activist) Shane Maloney to an assembly of boys at Scotch College - a prominent private school in Melbourne. He had been invited to conduct some workshops on writing (which he did) and then to speak to the larger gathering (he was given no guidance on what to speak on). Needless to say his speech caused quite a stir, with some of the teachers and boys being very indignant.

Address to Scotch College

Shane Maloney

When I first received an enquiry about my availability to come and talk at this school, I was naturally reluctant. After all, this school has little to recommend it in the eyes of the wider community. Historically it has been simply a machine for the transmission of inherited privilege. (At the height of the Great Depression, for example, when many Australian families hardly knew where their next meal was coming from, Scotch College was the largest private school in the British Empire).

It is a place where boys from middle class backgrounds are sent to improve their material prospects and to reproduce the values of their class, or where the boys of insecure parents are sent to fulfil the distorted ambitions of their fathers.

When I think of Scotch College, what comes immediately to mind are the values and actions of its most prominent Old Boys. I think of the scene I saw on television after Scotch Old Boy Jeff Kennett (former Victorian premier) used his power and his philosophy to close down the only high school in the state specifically dedicated to the education of young Aboriginal people. How
students from that school came here and stood at the gates and how your Principal went out and told them to go away.

I think of your old boy, David Kemp, the federal education minister, giving millions of dollars of public money to enhance the marketability of schools like this one justifying his actions with statistics and arguments that he refuses to apply to the needs of the 70% of Australian families who CHOOSE to educate their children in the democratic and equitable environment of government schools.

I think, too, of the newspaper reports of the violent behaviour of some of your students and the quick readiness with which these boys were defended and excused in the courts by their adult class allies.

For these reasons, I was initially reluctant to come here. On the other hand, I thought 'Well, all this is hardly the fault of the current crop of students'.

It is not your fault, after all, that your families decided to institutionalise you.

It is not your fault that your mothers and fathers elected to place you in the emotionally distorting and educationally deficient environment of an all-boys school.

It is not your fault that your parents lacked sufficient confidence in your personal maturity and ability to respond to the opportunities
offered by government school education, and Australia has one of the best systems in the world, by the way, despite the relentless propaganda to the contrary by the vested interest of the private school lobby.

Right now, you are the victims.

Later, of course, society will be your victim, and will suffer from the attitudes with which you are indoctrinated here.

But who knows? Just as prison does not always break the spirit of all who are incarcerated there, perhaps you will not turn out to be a burden to society.

Perhaps when you leave here, some of you will even manage to contribute to the wellbeing of this country.

I certainly hope so.

But just to hedge my bets, I will be donating part of my fee today to the campaign for public education.

Good luck with your studies and thanks for having me.

BAM!!! indeed!!!

Comments
on Sep 02, 2004
Good on him I say. Well said. I actually had to check whether this was posted under "Humour" or not, lol.
on Sep 02, 2004
I actually had to check whether this was posted under "Humour" or not, lol.


Oh, I find it hilarious, but those scotch boys and teaches would have wanted to burn him at the platinum stake, make no mistake.

Good to see you round Macky

BAM!!!
on Sep 02, 2004
I'm sure they would have wanted to do that. I've known a few guys from Sydney's private schools...absolute tossers, but surprisingly enough, quite clueless when it came to the knowledge of life. Then again, why would they know anything, they'll have their parents (and their trust funds) supporting their useless bums till they die.

I'm always around, just not writing much, busy with job-searching and catching up on 2 and a half years of sainthood, if ya know what I mean
on Sep 03, 2004
I tip my hat, both to Shane Maloney and to you, Muggaz - excellent post.

And if any of you free marketeers out there can explain why these nominally 'private' schools should qualify for even a cent of public money - let alone the disproportionately generous cut of the governmental education purse they currently receive - I for one would be very much obliged.
on Sep 03, 2004
Hope this sparks a bit of interest from the right places Muggaz, this topic needs to be brought to public forum.


...and well said, Furry Canary.

~Eric.
on Sep 06, 2004
The guy who sent this to me actually went to Xavier college - probably the second or third most prestigious School in Australia... It's always refreshing when people who went to private schools report them as the farcical institutions that they are... I guess their logic for more public sector oney would be the fact that the parents pay alot more in taxes, hence their kids schools should be the ones that benefit the most...

We all know social problems are all fundamentally linked to education, and this is just a ridiculous cycle... I am a damn pinko when it comes to education though - I beleive it should be paid for entirely by the state - but that only makes sense if all the schools are at the same level, and due to our ridiculous public education system, the difference between a government college and a private institution is measurable by hundreds of thousands of dollars...

BAM!!!
on Sep 06, 2004
Muggaz,

Don't you love it when people say it like it is.....especially to the very people they are speakin of. That was fabulous!!

Personally, no matter how wealthy I was I would never send my children AWAY to a private school.....education is not the only thing of importance to a growing child ..... there is love....emotional bond and security within a close relationship with your parents.....it helps to mould our personalities...our outlook on the world.......and who would you rather guide your childrens values...yourself or....some strangers at a school where you offload your kids for most of the year?
on Sep 06, 2004
Shane Maloney actually just published a bit of a commentary in www.theage.com.au I invite you to check it out!

Link

BAM!!!
on Sep 30, 2004
This guy is an idiot