The wind is hustling outside, and the clouds are brewing, you can hear the clap of nature telling us that nothing is wrong, but not all is right… I love thunderstorms at times like this; it typifies exactly how I am feeling right now. The awesome power of nature is something to behold, nature is a grand euphemism for emotions as well… While I enjoy feeling like a sunny day, no cloud in sight, it’s important for us to recognise the power of our emotions, feeling like a thunderstorm. Thun...
Personally, I am a big fan of the Scandinavians, as far as the fine human physique goes, blonde hair, blue eyes, and general physical health, you couldn’t want more in a mate. I am at conflict with myself here also, as I also find choc-complexioned members of the sub-continent very attractive – there is a hidden evil though, these genetics are merely cosmetics on a grand scale. Not many people know, in 1997 the Swedish Government disclosed that they had been practicing sterilization of its...
Heaven may or may not be in the back seat of my Cadillac, but is it because I have a Cadillac, that you want me to take you there? Vroom, Vroom, Vroom… you will hear a lot of that on Sunday television in Australia, and I am sure the same is true in North America as well… males have a peculiar fascination with things that go vroom, vroom, and I would argue, the bigger the fascination, the higher need for compensation. This isn’t the first time anyone has suggested that males with an inc...
This isn’t the first blog I have started regarding the entrapment of society, by society, and it won’t be the last either, but being a crazy liberal kook slash hippy, it really is my prerogative to lovingly point out that there really isn’t any love at all. If there was no love in this world, there simply would be no world – Love really does make the world go round, I don’t know who said that, or when, but I wonder if they knew about the different kind of love that ensnares modern society ...
Oh the Irony of it all… Isn’t it funny that mistakes by ‘Intelligence’ are amongst the most irresponsible and stupid actions of all time? Lack of ‘intelligence’ also makes for some of man-kinds worst tragedies, yet we are all to eager to blame down right stupidity on ‘intelligence’ Australia’s prime minister has weighed in on the Pre-emptive strike debate, stating that he would have no reservations in ordering a pre-emptive strike on a nation in the region if he felt Australia was und...
“Beer – helping ugly people have sex since 1862” – Some Random “Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemmingway “Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” - Winston Churchill “I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” - Frank Sinatra “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be dr...
Context: This speech was given by Victorian crime writer (and outspoken public education activist) Shane Maloney to an assembly of boys at Scotch College - a prominent private school in Melbourne. He had been invited to conduct some workshops on writing (which he did) and then to speak to the larger gathering (he was given no guidance on what to speak on). Needless to say his speech caused quite a stir, with some of the teachers and boys being very indignant. Address to Scotch College S...
A freid was telling me a story the other day about how he was standing out the front of a shopping centre smoking a cigarette, and this slightly overweight girl approaches him, and asks him if he wants to come to the movies, she is paying... Now my friend is not an asshole generaly, but what I am about to tell you will probably disgust you somewhat - I was shocked. He goes into the movies with this chick, who he does not find attractive at all... she has obviously got him along to see a mo...
Jim McGreevey - The Democratic Govenor of Jersey, resigned today after confessing to an aldulterous affair with another man. The Shock, the horror! Aside from being a crazy kook democrat, who had nothing but the well being of his constituants in mind as he was governing the state, it is obvious that someone who commits adultery, more specifically, homosexual adultery, should resign from public office... right? This is a very tough situation for the poor man. Of Catholic persuasion, a...
Spider-Man isn't your typical superhero; he isn't perfect. That's why we love him, writes Danny Fingeroth. There are other superheroes, to be sure, and they all have their appeal. Everyone knows Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman. Even people who have never read a comic know Superman's "Up, up and away" and the catchphrases of the other heroes. But no superhero has ever captured our hearts like Spider-Man. What magic did Stan Lee and Steve Ditko unearth when they created the web-spinner ...
What an emotion it is though. I watched a documentary on the Lackawanna 6 last night. The Lackawanna 6 is six American citizens who were one of the first terrorist sleeper cells to be discovered after September 11. Lackawanna is a Yemeni community in Buffalo, NY – 100 or so years ago several hundred Yemeni immigrants came to the USA to work the steel. The steel is no more, the jobs are gone, and Lackawanna is just like any other community in America’s rust belt – if not dead, close to d...
It’s perfectly possible that everyone knows this already, but I just found out last night… The Simpon’s have sold out. I was watching the Simpson’s last night – It was a replay of the tenth Halloween special… A quality episode that features the collector trying to capture Lucy Lawless from a comic book convention as Xena, the warrior princess… his plans are foiled though, when he takes a mint condition double bladed lightsabre from its packaging – hence rendering it uncollectible… in the e...
I am glad I am not going insane. It would appear that even an esteemed panel of judges believe Aussie chicks are the hottest on the planet as well!!! She is quite stunning - Check her out! although, I see hotter chicks than that every day, I am sure the ladies of Australia dont mind having her as the bench mark - it makes them all look good BAM!!!
Who's idea was it to stop the Milkman service? What has changed in our world today, that the need and want for the milkman is any less than it was 15 years ago, when I last remember any semblance of a milkman service. People still need milk don't they? Why, just last night, I myself was in requirement of some Milk, and how I dreamed of past glory days where I could wake up in the morning to find bottles of milk at my door! Was it because to many mysterious looking children were popping ...
It would be obvious to me that Dodgy people seem to flock to the Western side of Every City. I have been looking into this a little bit lately, and I have no reason behind this gross generalisation other than mere observations, but in every city I go to, hear of, it seems as though dodgy or outcast type people live in the Western Suburbs. In Melbourne we have Broadmeadows, Ascot Vale, Sunshine (Scumshine), and Altona. I have grown up in the Eastern suburbs all my life, and all I have heard...