A blog can best be described as a frequent, chronological publication of personal thoughts and web links. As with everything in life, it is good to question what you are doing, and why you are doing it, and also why you are doing it where you are – i.e. me at Joeuser.com. I can hear the sighs now – “oh no!, not another blog about blogging!” Well, essentially, this isn’t really about blogging, it’s about me blogging, so keep your pants on, and don’t storm off in a puff just yet. Blogging...

“A person who publishes a book appears willfully (wilfully) in public with his pants down.” - Edna St. Vincent Millay - 1892-1950, American Poet “If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.” - Billy Wilder - 1906-, American Film Director "There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde - 1856 - 1900, British Author These are three separate quotes that I and any aspiring autho...

Read this short question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. And no, I did not know the answer either. A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met this guy whom she did not know. She thought this man was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be just that! She fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she kill...

Ok, I have a proposition for the entrepreneurs amongst us out there, and I sincerely beleive it is a novel idea, however, to get this idea of the ground - I require capital. The Idea is a car wash run and operated by hot bizatches, and only hot bizatches. I dont know how much it costs to purchase an appropriate amount of land for a car wash, and I know you usually dont have to pay car wash dudes very much money - I mean, it's an easy job - the trick will be to make the job attractive to.. ...

Ok, they call him the TheCassMan and he has the esteemed privelage of knowing me personally, and now you have the esteemed privelage of knowing him pesonally! Thats right, another 22 year old, good looking, extremely charming Aussie. TheCassMan is a very good friend of mine, and if you take the time to read what he has written, you can also enjoy his profound articulation skills and fantastic sense of humor! I am not just promoting him because he is my friend, I am promoting him bec...

I received the phone call on Wednesday evening, My Nana had had a heart attack, and had gone into Ballarat Base Hospital, Mum sounded really stressed, because Nana also developed and Abscus(sp?) on her throat as well - she was going in for treatment, and possible surgery on the throat, and the situations looks quite dire. My Nana has had a good innings. She turned 80 this year. She has been on her own since my Grandpa died in 1995 - she has always been a battler, and while we were never cl...

I really don’t like being blacklisted… Oh well, I don’t come here to write on other people’s blog’s I come here to create my own, and as long as I have the chance to do that, I am quite content. It’s funny – the blacklister on this occasion remarks “I don’t know why you have turned on me… yada yada yada” and then he does not allow me a chance to let him know that I haven’t turned on him, I just find this particular instance or sequence of events leading to my blacklisting very immature…...

I love her... Will you look at that smile? and that gold medal around her neck... that is just so sexy!!! I dont know what has come over me lately, but I am being extremely aroused by the Australian women with Gold Medals around their necks!!! I am not usually a fan of Green and Gold as far as fashion is concerned, but it brings out excellence in these people! Jodie is only 19 years old, and she holds the world record and is the Olympic champion in the womens 100 metre freestyle. ...

You can’t go through life hating everyone for everything you don’t like, and its unfortunate many people don’t learn this until they are much older. You can’t always associate older with wiser though, and it could be fair to say that some people can never get over gripes. You can’t hate the haters though – the best you can do is try to accept where they are coming from, adapt accordingly, and maybe try to apply a bit of rational thought. As far as hating goes – I am as guilty as the bigges...

Do you think anyone can isolate the point in time, that collectively, as a human race, we decided that it’s ok to be an imbecile? It’s a simple fact of life – about 50% of the people that you meet, will be below average. Does it make me a bad person to sit, in shock and awe; dumbfounded at the absolute idiocy some people are capable of displaying? I wrote an article some time ago – how Idiots like Chicken and I have to tell you, is it a curse to be smarter than average, because these ...

Ok, the game is up… Muggaz is really a teenage drag queen, and I am here because I am inspired by a penguin named Ralph. “What is the point of me telling you this” – I hear the masses exclaim… Well, to be honest, there is none. I am here because I want to be. Why do I want to be here? Well, hopefully you have no misconceptions as to why that may be the case - it's not all Ralph, I just get my inspiration from him, he isn't the reason I am here though. I suppose I am telling you, beca...

This is Me Standing outside Tattoo Magic, it's on Gertrude street in Fitzroy. - You can't tell from the picture, but I was actually quite nervous at that point of time... there was no stepping back once i stepped through the door! This looks kind of painful, but it's no worse than a bad chinese burn (pardon the pun) Here we have the finished product - When it's all healed up, I will edit this blog, and put a final picture up!!! Big Ups to Lyndon for some masterful phot...

I feel so alive! Going to get a tattoo is not really something any of my friends would expect me to do... It's something I have been thinking about for a while, you know, a tattoo is not a spur of the moment dicision, as it is stuck with you for life. I needed to think of something that would have a story behind it... So i got a tattoo of the chinese characters for 'sage' It's on my inner forarm... I was kind of expecting the worst, because that is virgin skin... I was really quite nervous...

I am bored, un-excited, lacking inspiration, and I blame this article from the esteemed Little Whip! Judging from the lack of atmosphere on the site at the moment, it would appear that it was a real eye opener. I have drawn the personal conclusion that some people on the forums actually went out and got lives because they felt guilty! Maybe they called some ‘real’ friends, or attended to some nagging duties they have been putting on hold… Some people are probably relishing the break!!!...

"I would tap that twice and then go get a drink of water and come for some more." Compliments are great for the ego – there is nothing better, but when you receive a compliment like the one above from a little mo, it’s extremely beneficial for ones confidence. Homos have just as much weight with me as the hottest of hot hot chicks. I really don’t know what it is about males, unfortunately, when males compliment each other on their looks; it is nearly always construed as gay… I have a ...