Embrace your Inner Homo!

I would tap that twice!

Published on July 19, 2004 By Muggaz In Just Hanging Out

"I would tap that twice and then go get a drink of water and come for some more."

Compliments are great for the ego – there is nothing better, but when you receive a compliment like the one above from a little mo, it’s extremely beneficial for ones confidence. Homos have just as much weight with me as the hottest of hot hot chicks.

I really don’t know what it is about males, unfortunately, when males compliment each other on their looks; it is nearly always construed as gay… I have a bunch of good looking mates, and I always try to let them know I think they are hot, but funny looks always ensue, and it’s a difficult position, because you don’t want your mates to second guess your sexuality…

So yeah – Tyler is this uber hot stud, who has modelled for Nautica and Ralph Lauren, and everyone knows gay guys have nothing but absolute class and style when it comes to taste – Too many guys would feel insecure with a compliment suggesting strenuous physical activity coming from a homosexual – but for me, it’s among the ultimate compliments .

Tyler is the kind of guy I would love to take shopping with me… I am a full heterosexual male, thus, I suffer from the same lack of style and class as the majority of males who share my sexual disposition. I bet Tyler would love to take me shopping as well!

Naturally, Tyler is a beautiful person, so he has beautiful friends, this is how he came to know me… we share a beautiful young lady for a friend, and I can imagine us three, walking around in a Mall, with all the guys and girls hitting on us… It would be great fun!

Driving around sunny streets with the roof of the convertible down – singing “Wake me up, before you go, don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo” I don’t know about you, but for me – Camp is cool.

I have always been jealous of the fairer sex… they have been able to compliment each other on their beautiful features without fear of being classified as gay – well I have news for you… If someone thought I was gay, I couldn’t really give a shit!

I would just be like - "what ever girlfriend, you had best recognise... you dont know me!"

Any mo will testify to the fact that they have a plethora of fine woman for friends, who are just DYING to get them to see the light of the other side… to have a bat for the opther team per se... I am not the only guy that recognises the pulling power of the Mo… My friend Eoin wears a headband, specifically for the gay look – it draws the ladies, it’s as simple as that.

So guys don’t be afraid to let your friend’s know they are hot… you don’t have to tell them that you would “tap them twice” for the message to come across… tough guys are losers…

Embrace you inner homo – the chicks will love you for it

BAM!!!

Comments

CS Guy

on Jul 19, 2004

Sounds like someone is a little metro-curious.

Muggaz

on Jul 19, 2004

Sounds like someone is a little metro-curious.

Spare me darling!!!

hehehe...

BAM!!!

Theophilus Thistler

on Jul 19, 2004

I have a friend who left his home in central qld and moved to Sydney for this exact reason. So he could embrace his inner homo. He's hetro and now married but he always had more style than anyone he ever had the chance to socialise with in Footy-head/Hicksville Qld. That said, my brothers call me a homo all the time (and not just coz they are my brothers and thats what brothers do).

All I can say about your article is umm....

W3rd Y0!

H-Bomb

on Jul 19, 2004

Whos Tyler Markus?????? why haven't u ever told me about him hmmmmm not good enough huh

oh yeah and u do come off gayish markus....but if that works for you with the ladies then embrace it my good man......

Muggaz

on Jul 19, 2004

oh yeah and u do come off gayish markus....but if that works for you with the ladies then embrace it my good man....

Hahaha... is that right Hazza?

I guess that was a compliment

BAM!!!

Floozie

on Jul 20, 2004

You never cease to impress me Mugz. I think your inner homo is appreciating the embrace as well. And I just love how modest you are!

Tyler

on Jul 21, 2004

I hope I'm the first queer to reply to this article. This was a great article. Very few heterosexuals feel comfortable enough with their sexuality to take pride for being complimented by a homosexual. I respect the fact that your comfortable with yourself enough to accept a compliment and tell fellow male they are attractive.

And yes...I would tap that twice get a drink of water or some whiskey, whatever, and come back for some more.

And on the other hand, we are both very fortunate to share her for a friend.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Jul 21, 2004

I hope I'm the first queer to reply to this article.

I doubt it dear boy, the whole world seems to have gone poofter. So statistically the first person who replied to this article is a fan of Judy.

Muggaz

on Jul 21, 2004

And on the other hand, we are both very fortunate to share her for a friend.

Word to that brother... word to that indeed.

I doubt it dear boy, the whole world seems to have gone poofter. So statistically the first person who replied to this article is a fan of Judy.

thanks for gracing my humble blog with your presence Sir Peter! I thought you would think less of me because of this article! I am glad you still popped in

BAM!!!

Amitty

on Jul 21, 2004

as a 'friend of dorothy', I too have to say I am impressed. Reading your article, I had to show it to my friends, which in turn appreciated it. I have straight male friends that are so afraid to say anything, it's good that there are people that don't think it's a issue. So cute, thank you.

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