I don’t know how many of you crazy cats are familiar with the Eurhythmics – some 80’s pop group… but they sang a song that was entitled as thus, and it’s been going through my head all morning. I had one of those vivid dreams that involved a girl, nothing overtly sexual, just a female companion I was having fun with in the dream, and she was vividly beautiful, so much so, her image remains with my consciousness, even though she was a product of my sub-conscious. Dreams are often subterfuge...
I like to think of myself as a selfless person, what is good for those around me, is essentially good for me, so, whilst I am no philanthropist, I am sure I have the concerns of others in my heart - sure, it’s probably related to a deep seeded desire to not associate with people who are grumpy and un-pleasant towards me, but that isn’t exactly unhealthy. Exactly what brought this train of thought upon me; I don’t know, but it’s the famous, what you would do if you had one wish. I am not gr...
The Immortal line from Top Gun uttered by a tall, arrogant USAF Pilot named Iceman to a pilot who has just saved the day - "YOU! -you can be my wingman anytime" to which the hero replies... "Bullshit, you can be mine" Wingmen - a fabulous concept of guys who look out for each other in the turbulent environs of battle in the atmosphere, or battle in the nightspots... always on the look out for a Bogie, or a Babe. I had two fantastic wingmen, but they have been decomissioned by sai...
AS I stood in front of the mirror, washing my face preparing to go to bed, you can’t help taking a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. You go through the motions, you see past any imperfections of your face, and you look right into your eyes, and wonder how the rest of the world looks at you, even though they can’t possibly know you without peering into the depths of your gaze. What type of Image are you trying to convey to the world when you are in the thick of it, or as my friends ...
There is this girl that I met on the train, and I was kind of interested in her, in a let’s roll with this and see what happens kind of way, so yeah, I rolled with it, and last night I saw what happened – we had arranged to meet for drinks at 8.30… 9.30 rolls on by, and I receive a message that she is still at church… I simply replied that I was calling it a night, and she can say hi to God for me. For me to consider a relationship with an overly religious girl is kind of stupid – sure cha...
On one of my frequent trips to my own little world, I was reminiscing about the many times I have been denied entry or removed from venues due to my inebriated state by bouncers or security guards. At the time, I wasn’t to happy about being asked to depart, or having my entry denied, yet hindsight is a beautiful thing, and I realise, whilst the bouncers could be perceived as power tripping, they were only looking out for my best interests – sure, they probably lost about $50 for the venue of ...
Ya, I went home yesterday to see my mum and pick up my brother, and sure enough, Bronson's (my cat) breath smells like cat food... probably explained by all the cat food he eats. He is a pretty big cat, and he does eat a lot of cat food, so it's really quite a blatant statement. Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to open this mainly ambiguous blog about, i don't even know if it is really ambiguous or not, I just like that word, and I have used it just twice now, and I can easily justi...
The ultimate test as to whether you possess a sense of humour is your reaction when someone tells you that you don’t. The great T.S. Elliot once remarked – “Humour is also a way of saying something serious” What some people find funny, compared to others reactions is very much besides the point, as long as the notion of humour is ascertained, no feelings should be hurt. I am the first to admit that many things I find funny are certainly offensive to others, although I was always raised...
Right now, I have only one predominant goal in life – I am failing in this goal right now, my cocky swagger would tell you as much, I don’t know how to hold my ego back, but I would really like to learn and develop some humility. For some reason, unbeknown to me, I have gone through life thus far with an inkling of a superiority complex; I know I am not better than anyone, I certainly can’t prove that I am better than anyone, so why do I coast through life with a pompous attitude with my n...
I went for a brisk walk the other day – it was morning break at work, and the sun was shining outside. As soon as I walked out of the office, there was a Muslim lady walking with a pram – the pram was totally covered by a veil, I am not sure if this is a custom or not, but I am not proud of the thought that transgressed through my mind. Immediately, I thought she could have a bomb in that pram. I live in Melbourne, a place virtually untouched by terrorism, yet my mind, even for a split sec...
Will you look at this conceited, pig headed moron, appealing to the masses of this blogging community, giving them the power of choice? Yeah – that’s me I guess… the decision is simply too hard for me to make on my lonesome, and whilst it all comes back to me, and how I feel about the situation, I would like to consult my blogging friends – if I have any left that is! For reasons many of you will never know, some of you will assume, and others may implicate, Muggaz has been permanently bla...
Well, theoretically, there is no right or wrong, only boundaries and confines that are placed on us by our peers, I do know I have been crossing those boundaries, and whilst I don’t want to cross them anymore, I want to eliminate them, open the mind and heart, and become a better person. I don’t know what it is about elections, but they are always a time to assess ones personal values, and mine have been under intense scrutiny of late. I never seem to be able to find my comfort zone, with...
If something is too good to be true, well, it probably is! Almost a whole year I got away with whoring the forums at work… chiming in now and then, chastising here, or encouraging there, all the while, on someone else’s time – so in short, I was being paid quite a nice salary to whore the forums, alas, the good times are over with, and I must revert to whoring in my own time. Muggaz adventures was becoming quite popular around the office, with many a colleague reading what I had written, h...
As much as I hate to admit it, my abs are losing their chiselled appearance, and I can attribute this to one thing – lack of constant sexual activity. Aside from all the obvious emotional benefits, girlfriends are also great for a peak physical conditioning! While waking up most mornings with a stomach that was aching from a lot of sexual activity the night before was a pain in the behind, the old adage ‘whatever doesn’t kill you, can only make you stronger’ certainly holds true in this ca...
Have a go at this Iraq flash game - Basically you are a sniper, and you have to take the fighter jets and suicide bombers out with minimum collatoral damage... the troops must be British, rather than Americans Enjoy capping those mad terrorists! You can also chuckle when you kill a muslim lady in a bhurka - she looks like a terrorist anyway... Aussies might even recognise the tune in the background as Holly Valances "Kiss Kiss" have fun!!! BAM!!!