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Published on September 2, 2004 By Muggaz In Just Hanging Out

Ok, I have a proposition for the entrepreneurs amongst us out there, and I sincerely beleive it is a novel idea, however, to get this idea of the ground - I require capital. The Idea is a car wash run and operated by hot bizatches, and only hot bizatches.

I dont know how much it costs to purchase an appropriate amount of land for a car wash, and I know you usually dont have to pay car wash dudes very much money - I mean, it's an easy job - the trick will be to make the job attractive to.. well.. attractive girls who will look good washing our cars!!!

The salary would have to be a premium level I imagine... maybe this concept has already been explored in America? if it has been explored anywhere, it would be the USA right, maybe you can fill me in, but I haven't seen any car washes here with a plethora of beautiful young women in tight clothes with wet t-shirts and a graceful scrubbing style - trust me, if I had seen such a place, I would be willing to part with a fair amount of my money to enjoy the car washing experience.

If this hasn't been done anywhere, I am going to put a big fat intellectual property stamp on this blog right now... alas, I know that all that is required to have such ideas and aspirations is that little thing we call a Penis.

I need to get the capital, thats all, and then you can watch the money roll in!!! sure, my little car wash may be tainted by feminist activists etc - but they need not worry! The foxy ladies will be well paid, and on the bright side, there will be plenty of single males at the car wash, willing to escort angry feminists from the premises!

So, if any of you out there no anyone who wants to make a nice return on a healthy investment, just send them my way, and we shall nut out a little plan... by the same token, If anyone knows any hot chicks who look good with a wet t-shirt, a cloth, and a hose, point them my way as well - they will be looked after - I can assure you of this

BAM!!!

Comments (Page 1)

Floozie

on Sep 02, 2004

I'll come work for you Mugz. i get the feeling the work really wouldn't be that hard - I don't imagine the men are going to complain if the ladies do a half arsed job (pun both intended and not) It may be a little cold in winter however, so can we move it up to Queensland?

I'd actually already thought about this as the guys who was my car are HOT. I'm just too lazy to do anything about it, and my feminist friends would hunt me down and kill me. Good luck finding an investor. I imagine you would be a very happy man running this kind of business!

KarmaGirl

on Sep 02, 2004

The US has car washes with women washing the cars. We even go a step further and have topless one. Of course, there are people who aren't real happy with that, such as this one: http://www.moderncarcare.com/hotnews/3ch191941.html

Muggaz

on Sep 02, 2004

Crazy feminists.... why cant the beautiful woman wash the cars and collect their bountiful paychecks without locals complaining...

I wonder if the American car wash places would be interested in helping me setup a franchise?

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Sep 02, 2004

HA....What a novel idea, though I think you should also have men in tight shorts, and no shirts, with nice little six packs to bend over so we could see their tight buns *drool*. It's only fair! If only I was in the land of aussie! I'd be interested in an idea like that!

Muggaz

on Sep 02, 2004

Nice, thats one hot bizatch down!!!

- how many do you think we will need?

As for the cold - the men like them hard, you know what I mean? I am sure you will get extra tips anyway - quite complaining and get back to work!!!

BAM!!!

Muggaz

on Sep 02, 2004

Start your own car wash you crazy wench!!! Only Hot Bizatches!!!

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Sep 02, 2004

Start your own car wash you crazy wench!!! Only Hot Bizatches!!!

Ohhhhh you are so sexist! I send a special *oink* your way, and I will start my protest posters now!

Gideon MacLeish

on Sep 02, 2004

You know, muggaz, you could make just as much by having two bays, and having the other bay full of guys to wash the cars...then your customer could choose their "flava"

kingbee

on Sep 02, 2004

having the other bay full of guys to wash the cars

jeez dont bring that mess here muggaz.

the guys dont bother me but i dont think our constitution can stand a 'no half-naked same sex carwash' amendment

Angloesque

on Sep 02, 2004

There's a university town in the Northwest that is/was considering a ban on bare-breastedness because of something like you're describing. Just some hard-working girls trying to make rent (and then getting evicted, ha ha).

Link

Muggaz

on Sep 02, 2004

You know, muggaz, you could make just as much by having two bays, and having the other bay full of guys to wash the cars...then your customer could choose their "flava"

I am worried you even suggested such an Idea Gid!!! They are more than welcome to go and start their own carwash with sexy guys - girls, I am just letting you know, I wont be available to work it - because I will be running my own car wash and I will be busy 'looking after' my own staff!!!

anywho, no Investors yet - Sir Peter Maxwell? This is a very Maxwellian concept dont you think? how about a little start up bling $$$?

BAM!!!

Muggaz

on Sep 02, 2004

Just some hard-working girls trying to make rent

Yeah - poor girls, just trying to make a living - I might have to be forced to let them stay at my place!!! Damn the Man!!!

BAM!!!

Gideon MacLeish

on Sep 02, 2004

the guys dont bother me but i dont think our constitution can stand a 'no half-naked same sex carwash' amendment

ROFL...I love it!

Hey, if I get that job at the brothel, maybe I can talk them into starting up a car wash for the weeks the ladies are "off duty"...muggaz, I think you're onto something

(the ladies at the brothel did tip me off to the fact that most of the ladies sunbathe nude...this could be a fun job indeed if I get it...I wonder if they have an official "cabana boy" position for the ladies).

Gideon MacLeish

on Sep 02, 2004

Just being a good capitalist, muggaz. I would, of course, have the bays out of view of each other (maybe a lady who's too ugly to wash the cars could manage it, but I get the profits...see what I'm saying here?).

thatoneguyinslc

on Sep 02, 2004

Muggaz,

A female friend of mine had a bikini car wash in SLC. She went to all the stripclubs and hired strippers. And leased a parking lot. She ran it for one summer.

Bottom line, she was 5 grand in the hole when all was said and done.

I did my part....But i couldn't justify spending 20 bucks twice a week to wash my motorcycle, so i stopped after 10 weeks....

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