We always hear the rules from the female side, Now here are the rules from the male side. These are 'OUR' rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat, you're a big girl. If it's up, put it down we need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem, see a doc...
The Blonde and the Lawyer -------------------------- A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she...
This site is filled with a lot of very smart individuals, and this is a topic that concerns me greatly and a subject of many a debate. If anyone has read the book ‘High Society’ by Ben Elton, you will be familiar with these ideas. I would like to open this topic for discussion, and hopefully get some educated opinions on the matter. As we are from all around the world, I expect the opinions will vary greatly, but I would like to see the discussion none the less. The topic is drugs, and ...
What an emotional rollercoaster this life is. I felt really, really lonely yesterday. Loneliness is the worst feeling in the whole world. Loneliness and fear… fear of being lonely is a terrible combination. For 14 months I kind of went through a really tough time… I felt lonely ALL the time. I associated this loneliness with the break up of me and Kate, we were together for 2 years… it makes sense I suppose… but lately I have kind of attributed the loneliness to her family as well. My frie...
Declaration of Independence from the War in Vietnam. Delivered by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr, April 4, 1967 at Manhattan's Riverside Church: OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS, as I have moved to break the betrayal of my own silences and to speak from the burnings of my own heart, as I have called for radical departures from the destruction of Vietnam, many persons have questioned me about the wisdom of my path. At the heart of their concerns this query has often loomed large and loud: Why are you speaki...
With all your honour and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this ...
If you like Outkast and find satire very funny, i recommend you check this out. http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/saddam_outkast.asp I laughed for quite a while.
I have grown up in Australia, lived here all my life... and I love my country to pieces. Nationalism and Patriotism are definitely two attitudes that i have no problems understanding whatsoever. Arguing on the internet is rather stupid. The only time someone wins is when the other concedes or is humiliated and does not reply. The simple fact of the matter is that peoples ideals differ greatly, and there really isn't much one can do to change their own ideals if that is all they have known all...
An insider's account of the way George Bush governs, or misgoverns, should please the President's critics, writes Marian Wilkinson in Washington. The weekend after September 11, George Bush's then treasury secretary, Paul O'Neill, sat down at Camp David, the presidential retreat, to devour a pile of intelligence documents on al-Qaeda compiled by CIA boss George Tenet. A two-day crisis meeting of Mr Bush's senior advisers had ended, and the President had gone to bed. Across the room, Mr Bus...
They call it the "Quarter-life Crisis." It is when you stop going along with the crowd and start realising that there are a lot of things about yourself that you didn't know and may not like. You start feeling insecure and wonder where you will be in a year or two, but then get hot and scared because you barely know where you are now. You start realising that people are selfish and that, maybe, those friends that you thought you were so close to aren't exactly the greatest people you have eve...
This is a poem i wrote when i was going through some tough times after breaking up with my ex... i guess i am just posting it here, so everyone can see that time really does heal all wounds... Emotionally, i am really quite the different person to the day i wrote this - i remember it well... i was really quite depressed... A far, far cry from my moods of late. Circles swimming round my head Often wishes to be dead Weird desires coming and going Aimless love eternally flowing Terms with...
Man, am i having excessive problems concentrating at work right now. I have got to say, ever since i got back from the festive break, i have done absolutely nothing pro-active at all... but i am still doing my job, and doing it well!!! hehe, i really like my job!!! I am really at a cross roads right now though... i mean, 21 is a really wierd age to be... its young enough to not settle down, but its old enough to start thinking what you wat to do with your life. I might as well get this out no...
Most of us procrastinate at some time. What are the signs of procrastination besides waiting until the last minute to do something? Try these on for size: being reluctant to take risks or try something new, staying at home or in the same old job, getting sick when faced with an unpleasant job, avoiding confrontations or decisions, blaming others or the situation ("it's boring") for your unhappiness or to avoid doing something, making big plans but never carrying them out, and/or having such ...
I really think i need to slow down for a few days... We played our first game of soccer back last Thursday night after the festive season... We won, which was great, but i was so tired and exhausted from excessive consumption of alcohol and smoke, i have felt rather second rate since that day... I suppose it doesn't help at all that i went out on Friday night and drank some more... i kind of said to myself the other day that i wouldn't have a beer for a couple of weeks... i cant help it, i...
What a non-eventful last few days it has been. Well… after much debauchery, I am back at work, and I must admit… I am having a fair bit of trouble concentrating. It’s good to see the crew though… I really like my job… the people here a fantastic, and I have a lot of love for them. Especially Dawn… Dawn is talking to me right now about how good the lattés are at Flinders St station… man, she is fantastic, she is one of the most genuine girls I have ever met in my whole life… before she was giv...