A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
Published on January 21, 2004 By Muggaz In Misc
The Blonde and the Lawyer
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch some sleep.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay" says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and co-workers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you !" and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks:

"Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

Comments
on Jan 22, 2004
I guess only a lawyer can make a blonde look good As a blonde (but not typical) I really liked this one.
on Jan 22, 2004
i know... it nails both of them.

its funny when everyone gets nailed equally.
on Jan 22, 2004
Lmao.

Great joke. Thanks for sharing.
on Jan 22, 2004
Thanks, I needed that.
on Jan 24, 2004
That's freakin' hilarious!
Thanks for posting it.
Capt. over and out!
on Jan 24, 2004
There are three third-grade blondes, Jill, Amber and Naomi. Who has the biggest breasts? A: Naomi, but only cuz she's 18.
on Jan 26, 2004
lol Gridfish.

Q: How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?

A: She fell out of the tree
on Jan 26, 2004
very good joke
on Jan 26, 2004
when i saw the title of this thread "funniest blonde joke ever" i was thinking there is none funnier than the blonde on the airplane joke, so when i saw that's what it was, i was like "sweet!"
on Jan 26, 2004
TY Muggaz. Here's another: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They just sit in the dark and bitch.
on Jan 27, 2004
Lol @ bigdreamer

Blonde walked into McDonalds and ask the girl at the register

'how much is a $2 meal deal?

on Mar 03, 2004
That gave me a smile.

~Dan