I get to work in the morning, clear out my inbox, deal with any pressing matters... then go to Joe User... What has happened over night whilst I slept? This is what I am thinking as the page loads... I see that their is another article in the political forums that inflames me... I will write an article in response, I know someone will read what I have to say... The phone rings - A client's server is down... The morning rush of problems caused by faulty backups or possible virus infec...
Out of order? your out of order... the whole frieken systems outa order, coz when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo that was your best friends face!!! sorry Marge this is china town! 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a cond...
Out of order? your out of order... the whole frieken systems outa order, coz when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo that was your best friends face!!! sorry Marge this is china town! 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a cond...
“Maybe Rights are just more open minded than the left” – this has to be one of the most inflammatory remarks I have seen in my short blogging career! I found the comment on the JU feature page; you can read it here. I am not going to shirk any issues here – unfortunately, the term fascist is all too easy to bandy about, I myself am guilty of brandishing the term upon some in a not in-frequent fashion, alas, I know they are not fascists in the true sense of the word, but it is ever so e...
I am glad I am not going insane. It would appear that even an esteemed panel of judges believe Aussie chicks are the hottest on the planet as well!!! She is quite stunning - Check her out! although, I see hotter chicks than that every day, I am sure the ladies of Australia dont mind having her as the bench mark - it makes them all look good BAM!!!
North Richmond is a scary place for the naïve. Every single day I get on the train at North Richmond station, there is at least one drug addict/user/abuser making a fool of themselves in their wasted state – have they no dignity or self respect? What makes it worse is the fact that it’s in broad daylight – with school kids everywhere. This inspired me to write an article on the matter, and I was very happy when I saw Ockhamsrazor’s article on Ism’s. Ock strikes on a very important point,...
I have been fortunate enough to mingle with Americans on a day to day basis over the past few months, and rightly so I have drawn my conclusions – they may be a bit sweeping and broad, but I am comfortable in saying there are three types of Americans. The first American is your general public – they barely know what is going on in the next state let alone somewhere on the other side of the planet. They eat 5 meals of McDonalds every week, and go to the baseball. More likely than not, they ...
I had a conversation with a friend recently, about any issues I may have with divulging my life in it's entirety on the Internet. I am a rather candid person, and I do let a lot slip when my weekend translates onto the computer screen. Although I do let a lot slip, there is also a lot that I dont tell you - I have to let your imagination do some of the work I sit here now, and there is so much I want to say, but I have taken upon myself to not get too personal. This is a tough decision f...
Cock - (kok) 1. noun. A) An adult male chicken; a rooster. An adult male of various other birds. Cocks don’t really have much use to the everyday person except for getting chick’s pregnant, hence creating eggs, or waking people up in the morning with their sunshine songs. This is a small piece on cock blockers – who are also cocks, but more so cocks than other cocks. There is one particularly fine chicky commanding the attention of a certain cock, she is pretty funny, outrag...
I just went and saw a documentary entitled Warren Millers Journey. I am not sure if any of you guys would have heard of him, but he has been around for a while, and is somewhat a pioneer in the Ski industry. I have never been affected by a docco so much in my whole life. It's approaching Winter in Australia, which means ski season. We dont get the best snow in Australia, actually, calling it snow would be a compliment, it is probably more sleet than anything else - but that doesn't st...
Hello, my name is Muggaz, and I am a troll. I like to question people’s way of thinking, I like to perhaps through a spanner in the works every now and then. As a Troll, you really have to have a dynamic personality, and I am glad to say, that whilst dynamic, I am ever steadfast in what I believe. There are some people who are only part time trolls – i.e. they turn into trolls at certain times, however, generally they refrain from sharing their opinion, because of a valid fear of ost...
The mission in Afghanistan is not one where there is an end date. The Americans would believe that overall, Afghanistan is succeeding, not just the United States but the rest of the International Community as well. America’s capacity for optimism apparently knows no bounds. Yet, the inevitable consequence of their present policies is more disaster. If you doubt that conclusion, then look into the eyes of the next addict you see on the streets where you live. His or her next hit could probably...
Working hard all week is worth it when you have a lot of fun on the weekend! I remember at school… weekends were eagerly anticipated of course, but I never really held them in the same high regard as I hold weekend’s now… That was probably because when I was younger, the weekends meant one night of partying, and probably two shifts at McDonalds! Depending on the strategic placement of these shifts, they had the capacity to make ones weekend a dreary affair of labour!!! Now I work full t...
based on this Link PIcture the crowded Pakistani Market Places, alive and bristling with vibrance and colour one minute.... A desolate wasteland of fire and ash the next. An International Rogue Crime Syndicate based in the US - All Amercan mercenaries financed by various trust funds, have located Osama bin Laden in Islamabad. An 8 kiloton weapon is deatonated - a place like Karachi would be just as dense, if not more so than New York.... Thousands, upon thousands die from the ...
Most guys dream all day about females… Well, maybe not most guys, but I certainly do! I can’t help it! They are just so hot and beautiful!!! Sometimes they are really nice too! While we are dreaming of the Angelina Jolie’s, Jessica Alba’s, Britney Spears, Beyonce Knowle’s and Jessica Simpson’s of this world, why not take it to the next level? I like to dream of girls that aren’t of this world… Maybe it’s because of my over inflated ego that makes me think only a chick with a super power of...