Out of Order!

Sorry Marge - This is China Town!

Published on June 2, 2004 By Muggaz In Humor

Out of order? your out of order... the whole frieken systems outa order, coz when you reach over and put your hand in a pile of goo that was your best friends face!!! sorry Marge this is china town!

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you run over by a steamroller

10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he (or she) examines you.

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts

BAM!!!

Comments

Mr_Frog

on Jun 03, 2004

14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

Having kids, I'm all too familiar with this one. Perhaps if I get a Pokemon he'll at least be kind enough to offer a spliff before the anal probing.

-- B

Theophilus Thistler

on Jun 03, 2004

Being stoned for that kinda punishment will just make your more sensitive rather than numbing the pain... at least in my experience. Can't say I've ever had the 'pleasure' of an anal probe though.

You're a funny man, Mugz. I read this yesterday. Twice. I also read it three times today and every time I laughed to myself.

I am constantly enjoying your work whether it be comical or serious. Although I can't figure out why you have a facination with the person who calls himself SPM... but that's ok. Personally he drives me nuts. I like your honesty and perspective on life and the way you put your thoughts out for everyone to see like that. I have so much to say but it's just that I can't seem to say it how i'd like, so I often don't.

Peace Out Bro! d

MasonM

on Jun 03, 2004

Very funny! Good job Mugz :0

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