Please dont come and steal Alexandra from us, no matter how appealing that thought may be BAM!!!

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.  When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1.      The woman goes to the shops. 2.      The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3.      The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. ...

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do.  When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: 1.      The woman goes to the shops. 2.      The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert. 3.      The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. ...

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form of composition called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a short story. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the stor...

Who would have thought Technology could be so fun!!! Sitting on the train this weekend with my friend who just purchased a Bluetooth phone… for those that don’t know – Bluetooth is a wireless communication protocol for mobile phones to communicate with other Bluetooth devices (laptops, PDA’s or other cell phones) Now, the first thing you should do when you purchase and activate a Bluetooth device, is make sure it is secure and closed to foreign traffic… Luckily for my friend and me, the...

I never wanted to hate you, abhorrence is not me But the way I let you touch my heart and soul, it’s corrupted my memory I wanted to remember the good times, all of the fun that we shared Showing your true colours today, tells me you never really cared. Immortality in the mind is a gift bestowed upon some The way you carry on, will guarantee you are not one It’s time to burn the photos, and time to move along I thought you would always be a cherished friend, how I hate being wrong. ...

Unbelievable amounts of pressure are being placed on athletes to perform at the Athens 2004 Olympics. When it comes to World Championship sporting events, the pressure has always been on to perform. We all know who Ben Johnson is – the infamous Canadian athlete who was banned for using prohibited performance enhancing drugs… he wasn’t the first, and he certainly won’t be the last – the Chinese female swim team that has bigger shoulders than half the men I their gymnastics team… We currentl...

Do you ever have that feeling where you just have to beat your sub-consciousness into submission? Something happened… you don’t know why, but consciously, you have your suspicions… What if your suspicions can’t be validated by the third party? You certainly can’t validate your suspicions, because they are merely thought’s of the sub-conscious What if these thoughts of the sub-conscious are holding you back? What do you do? Do you beat them into submission? Or do you emotionally exhau...

While on the topic of Nokia poly ringtones and backrounds for free I thought it might be interesting to let you guys know that it's not only our computers that miscreants are trying to destroy with malicious virus' - It is our mobile phones as well. I really dont understand the logic behind people who want to create malicious software and make me, and thousands of other beneficiaries of technology angry. The First mobile phone virus has been detected. Apparently it is transmitt...

My oldest sister went into labor at 7.30am this morning... I dont know much more than that... My friends mum works as a nurse at the hospital she is at, so we found out the baby should be popping out very very soon!!!! I am so excited!!! Nephews and Nieces will do anything for a chocolate bar!!! I can't wait to have them stick their middle finger up at drivers in bad traffic!!! When adults do it, it's road rage... when kids do it, it's funny and cute!!! I digress... I am now the prou...

It’s perfectly possible that everyone knows this already, but I just found out last night… The Simpon’s have sold out. I was watching the Simpson’s last night – It was a replay of the tenth Halloween special… A quality episode that features the collector trying to capture Lucy Lawless from a comic book convention as Xena, the warrior princess… his plans are foiled though, when he takes a mint condition double bladed lightsabre from its packaging – hence rendering it uncollectible… in the e...

I am having one of those ‘lost’ days today… I don’t know whether it is because of lack of sleep last night, or my relative roller coaster of emotions over the past few days, but I am really in one of those moods where I don’t like what I am feeling. If I knew what being pre-menstrual was like, I would say this is as close as males come… It’s hard as well, because society has this pre-determined disposition that males need to be hard-asses all the time… I just can’t do that. I was fe...

I have had an entertaining last few days indeed. I was feeling quite blue over the early stages of the weekend, which was crap, but I can’t go around being happy all the time, we all know it’s just not possible! So it’s good to have little downers every now and then… I was lifted out of mine quite well… We had a public holiday to celebrate the Queens birthday on Monday, and the day of was welcomed – I went to the footy with some mates and my brother, and My team won, so that automatically lif...

"If people are smoking but not kicking each other, and not making a problem, why on earth would an officer go and ask 'Is that cannabis?'" Portuguese police spokesman Isabel Canelas confirms that soccer fans attending the European championships will be allowed to smoke marijuana throughout the tournament. BAM!!!

I suppose deep wounds take a long time to heal, 60 years should be long enough though – you would think. The leaders of Europe successfully demonstrated that 60 years is indeed long enough to forget about the past, reconcile, and look to the future. German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has demonstrated his nation’s guilt over WWII and desire for atonement over the past few weeks within the 60 year D-Day celebrations. It would seem that this is not enough for some people. The Netherlands pre...