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Published on May 18, 2004 By Muggaz In Blogging
Most guys dream all day about females… Well, maybe not most guys, but I certainly do! I can’t help it! They are just so hot and beautiful!!! Sometimes they are really nice too!

While we are dreaming of the Angelina Jolie’s, Jessica Alba’s, Britney Spears, Beyonce Knowle’s and Jessica Simpson’s of this world, why not take it to the next level? I like to dream of girls that aren’t of this world… Maybe it’s because of my over inflated ego that makes me think only a chick with a super power of some sort could handle me – which makes the un-attainable and non-existent oh so desirable!!!

When it comes to fine femme fatales of the imaginative worlds, we are blessed with a plethora of fantastic fillies! I have a favourite though, and the choice is an obvious one.

I would make Mystique (Marvel X-Men) my woman. Yeah, she seems a bit icy, and perhaps she doesn’t hold the best intentions when it comes to world peace etc, however, her abilities as a shape shifter are certainly advantageous qualities indeed when it comes to a lady you are going to bed with every night. Imagine having a woman who could change her form to suit your mood? Friday night you could have a nice little blonde with a tight body and glorious blue eyes, and the next day you could be having your way with a nice Japanese girl (in a school uniform) When it comes to mutant powers, she has it over the mind controlling Jean Grey or the ever powerful Rogue, who sucks all your energy away – come to think of it, the last mentioned abilities are common amongst the worlds general population of chicks… besides, Wolverine, Cyclops and Gambit would all kick my ass respectively... So now you see why the choice is simple! As far as her personality goes, I am sure I could tame her, and bring her to the light side of the force!

Speaking of the light side – Princess Leah Organa would be one fine lady to spend some time with. Not only is she a princess, but could you imagine the benefits force meditation could bring to the bedroom? Sure, the disadvantages of having a headstrong Jedi as a partner to manipulate your every move would be a negative – but what’s the difference from standard chicks anyway? Hehe… no, I don’t think I could handle Leah until I had mastered the force myself…

I know she isn’t necessarily super hero – but Uma Thurman’s character from Kill Bill (Black Mamba) is just uber, uber hot. What is it that I find attractive about a chick that could quite comprehensively kick my ass at any point? I have the same problems with Ling Xiaou from Tekken 3. It’s the whole oriental feeling of these chicks… the sex with these undisputed fine female forms would be absolutely amazing, and you could also run your mouth of at anyone you wanted, because their powers aren’t so obvious!

I never really had a thing for Wonder Woman… nothing at all. Cat woman, even though she was a villain, and wore painfully tight leather, she didn’t do it for me either! I never thought Superman knew what he was doing when it came to chicks anyway, and Batman, I mean really… he lived in a cave, he had no chance.

Physical evolution is certainly possible, however the human form is currently at a point where we control nature, it doesn’t control us… so the ‘Humans’ of earth don’t really have a chance to develop any powers in mine, or the next few lifetimes, alas, when inter galactic colonisation occurs – then the changes will start coming thick and fast to accommodate for the environmental deviations… maybe we all can marry a mermaid or something?

All I am asking is don’t treat these ladies any different just because they are freaks! They deserve to be fawned and lusted over as well! Super Hero chicks can kick my ass any day of the week!

BAM!!!

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on May 18, 2004
Muggaz,
Agree about Wonderwoman but not about Catwoman....she does it for me....
Talking about fictional women (though not superheroes), did you ever see a show called Red Dwarf? The first show I ever saw involved the following conversation between Lister and the Cat, I almost pissed myself laughing:

Lister: Cat
Cat: Grunt
Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones?
Cat: Sure!
Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe it's 'cos we've bin in deep space too long but every time I see that Sherwood body it drives me crazy. Is it me?
Cat: I think in all probability Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Lister: That's good I thought I was going strange.
Cat: She's incredible
Lister: What d'ya think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble?
Lister: (Nods agreeing)
Cat: I'd go with Betty but I'd be thinking of Wilma
Lister: This is crazy why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: Your right we're nuts this is an insane conversation!
Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it!
Cat: (Nods head agreeing)


on May 18, 2004
I have heard so much about this Red Dwarf program, and I am offered frequent reminders that I would enjoy it... I really must check it out...

Animations, now, that is a whole nother blog!!! Princess Jasmine from Alladin, man, she had it going on... My very first ever crush was the pink girl who got around in the Blue Voltron chick... If anyone can remember her name - little help?

BAM!!!
on May 18, 2004
Her name was Princess Allura.......she kicked ass, i loved her to, i would always be her when playing with the toys...

and red dwarf come on mark, im surprised u haven't seen it....its pretty funny!
on May 19, 2004

I can't believe you never had a thing for Wonder Woman... when I was a kid I had the biggest crush on her!


 

on May 19, 2004
Xena never did much for me either.....
on May 19, 2004
yeah - you like country music as well Michael...

hehe

Thanks for that information on the Voltron chick Haz... nice.

BAM!!!
on May 19, 2004
Xena never did much for me either


She made me sick. I dont know how any bloke could possibly find her attractive at all!

BAM!!!
on May 19, 2004
i applaud your rich fantasy life, my little hunk of a sugar dumpling (you did say call you anything, right?)

but, one thing, does it have to be a superhero ?

cause if i could be anyone, i'd be emily strange

Link

did that link work ? if not the address came out ... hehe sorry.

(if i wasn't so old and falling apart, i would so be emily and be cool)

mig XX
on May 19, 2004

Yes, I'd be Emily as well.......I've long had a fascination with all things Emily-esque.


I don't care about the old and falling apart aspect of it, I just have kids who would refuse to be seen dead with me were I to do it.....

on May 19, 2004
sorry, muggaz. i forgot diana riggs' character of emma. peel in the original "avengers".

mrs. peel kicked ass. she was so clever. she had this dry, biting wit and she never yelled at anyone. she just said killer things in this ladylike voice. and she was amazingly stylish and hot, too.

Link

mrs. peel rules. that's the sort of woman you want, precious
on May 19, 2004

cause if i could be anyone, i'd be emily strange


Yes, I'd be Emily as well.......I've long had a fascination with all things Emily-esque


HA!  My girlfriend's name is Emily... does this mean that I can tell everyone that I'm dating a superhero?

on May 19, 2004

HA! My girlfriend's name is Emily... does this mean that I can tell everyone that I'm dating a superhero?


Errmm...did you follow the link and go look at Emily Strange, MJ?


I don't think she's quite your type somehow.  And she's not exactly a superheroine anyway, not in the tradtional sense.  I have an Emily hat that I wear all the time...it's black fleece, and has little ear flaps and kitty cat ears that stick off the top.  It's that kind of funky-strange-darkness that makes Emily Strange cool.

on May 19, 2004
mignuna....I used to have the hots for Emma Peel so bad.....showing my age there!!
on May 20, 2004
OMG muggaz ..i opened the page n glanced at it n thought it said super sexy super herpes ..lmao

Jess
on May 20, 2004
I dont know anything at all about that subject Jess!!!

you love Banana Man dont you, you crazy Banana Bender!!! Did you ever watch that cartoon? It was on the ABC...

BAM!!!
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