I didn’t let anyone down this weekend – what a corker it was… Great people, great music, and fantastic foreign substances!!! Friday night could not come round soon enough, and when it did, I was most happy to just go home and chill for a bit.. I am almost finished Knights of the old republic on X-box, so I might just complete that tonight, if I don’t go and see Kill Bill 2, which I probably will do… so I guess it can wait! Glen came over at about 9.00pm with his customary 1.1L bottle...

The way society has developed over the course of our History, it has been assumed that Guys don’t really need or care for relationship advice – I am going to put that matter to bed now, because every single day, I am witness to socially inept males who seem to be frightened to death of females, and they are constantly seeking approval from the fairer sex – hurting their manhood in the process. This will be a first in a series of articles to help those males, who have no problems admitting ...

I am at the age where I need to decide… what would I rather be, a Jedi, or a Vampire? In the realm of the super natural, the choices have boiled down to these two, and I am really having a tough time deciding where my allegiances lie. Should I make myself available for the creatures of the night to take me and make me one of their own? Or do I try and fine inner peace, and become one with the force? Please, don’t try and tell me none of these super natural elements are possible, because...

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers came from an Aussie: ------ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. ------ Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. ------ Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad trac...

These questions about Australia were posted on an Australian Tourism website and the answers came from an Aussie: ------ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. ------ Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. ------ Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad trac...

Ok, here is the deal... I have a good friend, she is the best chick in the whole wide world, bar none, and we get along soooo well... She has a boyfriend though, and knows this is the reason I dont keep in contact... every now and then though, I will send her an email, and the feelings come flooding back... She knows how I feel, make no mistake, and if boy was out of the picture, well... you get the drift... but she is really pressuring me to catch up with her... This is where the ad...

Two Arab mothers are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older mother pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and then starts reminiscing. "This is my eldest son Mohammed. He's 24 year old," she says. "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother gleefully. "He is a martyr now," his mother confides. "Oh dear," says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He is 21." "Oh I remember him," says the other happily. "He ...

Two Arab mothers are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older mother pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and then starts reminiscing. "This is my eldest son Mohammed. He's 24 year old," she says. "Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother gleefully. "He is a martyr now," his mother confides. "Oh dear," says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He is 21." "Oh I remember him," says the other happily. "He ...

I can’t believe we are already 5 Months into this year. Would everyone agree with me that each year seems to go faster? It seems to be the case, for me at least. I am still feeling a little under the wheather, but the worst of it has definitely passed. The dinner we had on Friday night was so much fun, and I was glad my family could come, and get to know me as my workmates do – they were really most impressed. I could have killed Ken for the little speech he gave about me, but it’s all ...

May 5, 2004 Friends, I would have hoped by now that I would be able to put my work out to the public without having to experience the profound censorship obstacles I often seem to encounter. Yesterday I was told that Disney, the studio that owns Miramax, has officially decided to prohibit our producer, Miramax, from distributing my new film, "Fahrenheit 911." The reason? According to today's (May 5) New York Times, it might "endanger" millions of dollars of tax breaks Disney receives...

What is it that really makes you go weak at the knees when thinking about the opposite sex? Females were put on this world, for me to admire and enjoy, I cannot fathom any other reason… yeah, procreation could be considered, but that is merely a side benefit of the enjoyment factor. What is it about woman in uniform that really makes me go insane? This is personal, and what I am about to tell you may ostracise me somewhat and have me classed as a sicko/pervert – but hey, I can deal w...

I have been at home the last few days... haven't been weel enough to go to work. A real bad flu has taken hold of me, and i have got to say, I really hate feeling like this. It was actually a new dude who started at my work on Monday - he came in with a bit of the sniffles... and by the end of Tuesday, i really did feel quite rank. It reminded me of NickyG's blog about people who go out when they are obviously sick. It really shits me... we wont hold anything against you for staying home o...

I sat at work today, talking with my friends located in various offices all over Melbourne, and other friend’s from office’s around Australia… I even spoke to friends who are located overseas – all thanks to the information age, because I live in 2004 instead of 1904. We banter about what we are doing on the weekend, what we are getting mum for mothers day, or who is winning the footy… how trivial this all seems, and it got me thinking, what did 22 year old guys do for fun in 1904? How did...

I am just waiting for the time when I have to tell all you guys about some crap weekend that I had where I had no fun whatsoever… doesn’t look like happening any time soon! The whether wasn’t so great here on the weekend…? It was really freaken cold, and I couldn’t hack it… I had to drink a lot of alcohol to get the blood flowing red again! – This did not prove too difficult! Adrian came over after work on Friday and we went to the Skinny Dog Pub in Kew – It has the best chicken parmaga...

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