A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
I am watching you!
Published on June 21, 2004 By Muggaz In Gadgets & Electronics
Who would have thought Technology could be so fun!!!

Sitting on the train this weekend with my friend who just purchased a Bluetooth phone… for those that don’t know – Bluetooth is a wireless communication protocol for mobile phones to communicate with other Bluetooth devices (laptops, PDA’s or other cell phones)

Now, the first thing you should do when you purchase and activate a Bluetooth device, is make sure it is secure and closed to foreign traffic… Luckily for my friend and me, the general public are idiots, and they don’t even know what the Bluetooth on their phone is…

We were sitting on a train carriage full of people, and we scanned for Bluetooth devices… the carriage was full of them… about 9 or 10… we picked one at random, and sent a message via BT – “I am watching you”

The reaction was priceless… we just had to wait for the beep, and then judge the reaction… it was easy to spot the guy, he popped his head up, and looked around quite frantically… we struggled to control our laughter… but we had too…

After the target was acquired, and it was certain that he was oblivious to our tomfoolery, we utilised the camera on the phone, took a picture of him, and then changed carriages….

We then sent the picture to his phone, and laughed till our hearts content!!! Hopefully the pleb wised up and realised it was just a joke, but he looked genuinely terrified when we got off the train!

Why is laughing at other peoples expense always so gratifying???

BAM!!!

Comments
on Jun 21, 2004
Must..... fight.... urge.... to buy a bluetooth phone just to do that sort of shit.....
on Jun 21, 2004

Oooh Muggaz, you are naughty!


It must have been hilarious tho......I'd have given the game away, I'm hopeless at holding in laughter.

on Jun 21, 2004
Gah...I finally found a good reason to own a cell phone...*sigh*
on Jun 21, 2004
Dharma... you have no idea how hard we broke out in hysterics as soon as we were in the next carraige... everyone on that carraige thought we were just decommisioned from the nutter house!!!

Greywar... I know... I have a cell phone, but it's not bluetooth... I am really toughly considering either buying an Ipod, or a mobile phone that you could lauch a nuclear attack from... decisions decisions....

BAM!!!
on Jun 21, 2004
That's so amazing. Haven't laughed this hard at a blog in a while. Must have been great fun!

~Sarah
on Jun 22, 2004
I have my Bluetooth accessible to others on purpose, but no one's tried to contact me yet
on Jun 22, 2004
Priceless!

Giggling my arse off. I wondered about that whole thing. I've read about people 'Toothing' in clubs - arranging a meeting point and going off to have random, meaningless sex without having met the person before. As this isn't my cup of tea I'm glad that you've shown me that there are other ways to interact with the general public using this technology. Although if it happened to me, I'd be really scared (but maybe I'm just a paranoid freak?)

Thanks for the laugh
on Jun 22, 2004
Why is laughing at other peoples expense always so gratifying???

Because it's not us for once! Duh!
on Jun 22, 2004
I've read about people 'Toothing' in clubs - arranging a meeting point and going off to have random, meaningless sex without having met the person before


- yeah, I dont know about that... any chick who knows how to operate a bluetooth device is probably not worth shagging

hehe...

BAM!!!
on Jun 23, 2004
any chick who knows how to operate a bluetooth device is probably not worth shagging


Muggaz! I am shocked! What a stereotype! Ever see Miss. Congeniality? She was a dorky nerd type, and I'm pretty sure you'd want to shag her! (wow...my intellect is suffering when I have to use bad Sandra Bullock movies to justify my points...but you get the picture)!

on Jun 23, 2004
any chick who knows how to operate a bluetooth device is probably not worth shagging


*Suz gasps as she watches Muggaz tread a very thin line*

I guess you'd suggest the same thing for female JUsers???
on Jun 23, 2004
I just wanted to rock the boat... I acheived my objective, and am now sitting here in hysterics...

No shades... of course I haven't seen that tripe

I still wouldn't shag a chick I toothed in a club... i mean... wtf... unless it was Beyonce.... she wants me. Is toothing a chick just some nerds way if believeing they are a vampire? what a crazy world we live in...

and Suz... just quietly, there are quite a few female JUsers that I find quite appealing indeed...

BAM!!!
on Jun 23, 2004
No shades... of course I haven't seen that tripe


dude, who are you kidding, I bet you own it! If not, you should, the Ms Rhode Island is funny as hell--and being from Rhode Island it's nice to see someone take us seriously once in a while--oh wait, they weren't taking us seriously, they were making fun of us...ah well, what's new!

any chick who knows how to operate a bluetooth device is probably not worth shagging

still wouldn't shag a chick I toothed in a club


The second way was a nicer way of saying the first...it's not what you say, Mug, it's how you say it...