Sperm Bank

Swallow.

Published on February 17, 2004 By Muggaz In Humor

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.

She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"

"I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.

So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.

The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it"

she looks at him BUT they are sperm samples "DO IT!" So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well." so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Comments

new-age nomad

on Feb 18, 2004

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Muggaz, if you weren't so dirty......I think I might enjoy you more. YOu really do seem to have a good heart.

Trinitie

Muggaz

on Feb 18, 2004

Lucky i am purely here for my enjoyment rather than yours!!!

I enjoy me plenty enough

BAM!!!

GemCityJoe

on Feb 27, 2004

Heh hehehe.......That was a good one Muggy!

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