As Michael Franti Sings, Everyone deserves music, Sweet music... My youngest memory of music would be listening to Dire Straights and me dancing around the house using a tennis racquet as a guitar with my Mark Knopfler head band on. My dad actually used to be in security at Melbourne Park entertainment complex, and when i was about 10 years old i met him, and he gave me a plectrum he had... which i find confusing now, because he was known for not using a plectrum! I also met Jon Bo...

We headed down to Victoria Gardens shopping centre after work, The night before we were all primed for bowling, and were looking forward to a solid night of drinking and fun, however, yesterday was quite exhausting, and by the end of the day, we weren't so keen to have a big one, just to relax. We were pretty impressed with the bowling alley, it was far removed from what i am used to. Cigarette smoke drenched and all sorts of strange people, this alley was what i would call 'hip' or 'trendy...

The last few days have been quite intense for the Nation of Agawria. We have been quite busy defining Agawrian policy, and scheming in general towards the greater good. A great defining moment in Agawrian History is when we came to the conclussive agreement on our Anit-Gay policy within Agaw. It still needs some refinement, but it was a weight of our shoulders. Basically, we aren't anti gay at all. We are anti the stigma that surrounds gays, and we disprove of it most voraciously. ...

Its going to be an absolute stinker today. Its the 4th of March, a few days into Autumn, and Grand Prix fever has hit Melbourne. Its not often we are subjected to 37 degree temperatures in Autumn. We have a long weekend this weekend, due to the Labor day holiday - nothing but a socialist celebration of the worker who needed trade unions to negotiate a 36 hour week... I shouldn't really complain though, i get a day off out of it, this weekend i have two! I managed to scam the Tuesday off ...

Hi Smarties, I am just trying to create a sub site, and i am having a few problems. If you know the answer to my questions, i would be most appreciative. I cant write and feature articles under the subsite (agawria) Other peoples articles are in my recent and top users... Help would be appreciated! Thanks

If you know about this site, chances are that you have been selected to live the Agawrian lifestyle amongst us. If you have stubled across this site as a random trawl through the Internet, i advise you stay a while and become familiar with the Agawrians, our way of life, and what we stand for. If you would like to know more, or if you have any questions, please feel free to leave a comment, and we will attend to your enquiry in a timely fashion. Here is the awakening of Agawria t...

A•hoy' (interjection) Synonym for "Yo!" Commonly followed by "matey." Arg! (interjection) What pirates say while pillaging and plundering to show they are serious and this is not just a weekend thing. boo'•ty (noun) Treasure, coins,paintings of homeless children with really big eyes. Pirates would amass a chest full and then rattle it around; hence the term, "shake one's booty." buc•can•eer' (noun) Price of corn at fancy gourmet food store. Gar! (interjection) Var. of "Arg!" ...

A•hoy' (interjection) Synonym for "Yo!" Commonly followed by "matey." Arg! (interjection) What pirates say while pillaging and plundering to show they are serious and this is not just a weekend thing. boo'•ty (noun) Treasure, coins,paintings of homeless children with really big eyes. Pirates would amass a chest full and then rattle it around; hence the term, "shake one's booty." buc•can•eer' (noun) Price of corn at fancy gourmet food store. Gar! (interjection) Var. of "Arg!" ...

I am in an absolute stupendous mood this morning. The sun is shining and i am surrounded by beautiful woman... what more could a young man ask! ITs amazing how an attractive females smile can just make you feel warm inside... no sexual connotations whatsoever. Its just refreshing to see a genuine smile. I am now 22, and i dont feel any different from before. Whilst my birthday dinner was aything but incident free, it was a success as a whole, and i enjoyed spending the time with my famil...

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours green, red orange, blue, And yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter Old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and shagged the f%#* out of a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." BAM!!!

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours green, red orange, blue, And yellow. The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter Old timer, never done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and shagged the f%#* out of a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son." BAM!!!

I was born in Hamilton, regional Victoria at about 7.00pm on March 1st 1982. I was a pretty heavy kid, the third child and first son to Stephen and Kathryn Sugden. My first birthday was my most eventful yet i think. I personally dont recall any of this of course, but my 1st birthday was the first time i ever saw rain, as i was born in an extreme time of drought. Apparently i cried my eyes out because the rain was so scary to me. I imagine seeing rain for the first time would be pretty scary...

The Weekend has just gone and as always, it involved beer and conversation with friends. It seems that no one can get enough of Religion with this fricken movie stirring everyones belief. I just read the 23rd thousandth article by my good friend Trin who admits that she would be lost without Gods direction. I have to say - that is my major problem with Religion. No one trust's their own judgement anymore, and everything they do needs to be validated by God. Only he knows what is right or...

I hate emotional roller-coasters. I suppose i just dont like being in sombre moods... I dont even know why i am. Had a top showing for my birthday drinks last night, a fair representation from all groups of my friends. The meal was nice and the beer was flowing. The lounge really is a quality venue on a Saturday night, and i really must make an effort to get there again sometime. Its my brothers birthday in a couple of weeks - he said he will probably go down there to celebrate as well. ...

Its a Paradox you see. Most people who support war are categorically against homosexuality, and most people who support homosexuality staunchly oppose war. We aren't against homosexuality per se, but we most definitely are against nations declaring war on other nations. We aren't against us declaring war on anyone, because its not a war... we are trying to help them. The nation of Agawria (a-gor-ria) is thousands of years old, and there are a select few amongst society today who...