A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
you gotta laugh sometimes...
Published on May 10, 2004 By Muggaz In Humor
Two Arab mothers are sitting in the Gaza strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older mother pulls her bag out and starts flipping through pictures, and then starts reminiscing.

"This is my eldest son Mohammed. He's 24 year old," she says.

"Yes, I remember him as a baby," says the other mother gleefully.

"He is a martyr now," his mother confides.

"Oh dear," says the other.

"And this is my second son Kalid. He is 21."

"Oh I remember him," says the other happily. "He had such curly hair when he was born."

"He's a martyr too," his mum quietly says.

"Oh gracious me," says the other.
"And this is my third son - my baby - my beautiful Achmed. He's 18," she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically. "I remember when he first started school."

"He is a martyr also," says his mum with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab mother looks wistfully at
the photographs and says:

"Its amazing... they blow up so fast these days."

BAM!!!

Comments
on May 10, 2004
Satirical, humorous, and a form of political commentary. Very well done Muggaz.
on May 10, 2004
Here's one of my favorites:

These parents have a set of twins named Amal and Juan. A lady asks the mother to see a picture of them at the grocery store. Mom pulls out one picture and says, "This is Juan" and then turns away. The lady said, "And the other one?"

The mom says, "Oh, you know, you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

heheheh

Trinitie
on May 10, 2004

on May 10, 2004
Can I get a ba dum dum *ching*?

Thank you, thank you...Muggaz will be here all week...try the veal!

-- B
on May 10, 2004
Ok, what about this one?

What does DNA stand for????

National Dyslexic Association!

BAM!!!
on May 10, 2004
That is nice...good job...hehe....

~Zoo
on May 10, 2004
Lol, thats a good one. True to the times, and will probably still be good years to come.

I don't see it as wrong. PC is overrated. Screw PC.