One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."...

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come he...

1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come he...

I feel so alive! Going to get a tattoo is not really something any of my friends would expect me to do... It's something I have been thinking about for a while, you know, a tattoo is not a spur of the moment dicision, as it is stuck with you for life. I needed to think of something that would have a story behind it... So i got a tattoo of the chinese characters for 'sage' It's on my inner forarm... I was kind of expecting the worst, because that is virgin skin... I was really quite nervous...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that . in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of a...

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that . in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of a...

Well… 250 it is… I saw CS guy is up to his 99th, and looking for ideas… When I write about blogging, I am always thinking what I want to achieve out of blogging, have I achieved that? Or am I even close? I have obtained more that I could have hoped for when I wrote this article I am glad as I read through it, that my goals have not changed. The sense of perspective I have developed whilst sharing my thoughts and feelings with you guys is amazing. For the people who have been here from...

America, Australia, England... all countries that have a diverse range of ethnicities. You would be hard pressed to come across an urbanised citizen from any of these nations who does not know at least one person from a minute diversity, hence, these people will all know someone who has suffered from being part of the minority... Racism, prejudice, all negative connotations coming from the other side of the fence... What about the racism and prejudice from the other side of the fence? It m...

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s ** t. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I...

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s ** t. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I...

I am bored, un-excited, lacking inspiration, and I blame this article from the esteemed Little Whip! Judging from the lack of atmosphere on the site at the moment, it would appear that it was a real eye opener. I have drawn the personal conclusion that some people on the forums actually went out and got lives because they felt guilty! Maybe they called some ‘real’ friends, or attended to some nagging duties they have been putting on hold… Some people are probably relishing the break!!!...

Las Vegas, NV - Kitschy American Idol Star William Hung, famous for his botching of Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs,” was found dead yesterday, apparently of an intentional heroin overdose. The announcement of his death sent shockwaves to the tens of people who still found him funny. Ironically, Mr. Hung was found by a VH1 camera crew sent to begin filing “William Hung: Behind the ‘Music.’” Viacom...

Some people just dont understand English these days - that's for shizzle... So when you want to show your Ghettofied friends a cool website, that is grammatically perfect - you can ask snoop to Shizzolate it for you! all you need to do is enter "yo trick-ass URL" into the space provided, and your website will be blacksploited to the max n' shizzle, thats fa rizzle. It's a little buggy, but it's is the shizzle, thats fa rizzle. BAMizzle!!!

"I would tap that twice and then go get a drink of water and come for some more." Compliments are great for the ego – there is nothing better, but when you receive a compliment like the one above from a little mo, it’s extremely beneficial for ones confidence. Homos have just as much weight with me as the hottest of hot hot chicks. I really don’t know what it is about males, unfortunately, when males compliment each other on their looks; it is nearly always construed as gay… I have a ...