This is some nice satire on the current political climate in Australia before the upcoming elections - I am sure you Americans can relate as well! The choices are clear: a clever liar, a man with a spooky smile, or an unpredictable bully, writes David Campbell. Dad . . . what's an election? Good question, son! This election is very important. It's a chance for all the grown-ups in Australia to decide who's going to run the country for the next few years. Who runs the country n...

Do you think anyone can isolate the point in time, that collectively, as a human race, we decided that it’s ok to be an imbecile? It’s a simple fact of life – about 50% of the people that you meet, will be below average. Does it make me a bad person to sit, in shock and awe; dumbfounded at the absolute idiocy some people are capable of displaying? I wrote an article some time ago – how Idiots like Chicken and I have to tell you, is it a curse to be smarter than average, because these ...

The war on drugs has, and will continue on for a very long time to come; solutions have been suggested and discarded commonly, although, I have actually come across a viable point of discussion. The best form of cure is prevention; this is a saying as old as time itself. Doctors have adopted this philosophy when it comes to diseases like Rubella, Measles, Hepatitis and such. Kids are simply given an appropriate jab and injected with a vaccination that will protect them from these terrible ...

Individually, Humans as a species have got the wood on the animal kingdom… If a monkey wants to pick a fight with a human, he can pretty much guarantee a career as a lipstick tester for the rest of his meagre life… some monkeys look good in lipstick, but I am sure they would much rather be tomfooling about in the forests!!! One day, humans are going to take it too far, and we will have a war of epic proportions on our hands. Independently, a bunch of lipstick shy monkeys don’t have much ho...

Ok, the game is up… Muggaz is really a teenage drag queen, and I am here because I am inspired by a penguin named Ralph. “What is the point of me telling you this” – I hear the masses exclaim… Well, to be honest, there is none. I am here because I want to be. Why do I want to be here? Well, hopefully you have no misconceptions as to why that may be the case - it's not all Ralph, I just get my inspiration from him, he isn't the reason I am here though. I suppose I am telling you, beca...

YES!!! You know you have made it in the world, when nations burn your flag in protest. Flag burning is not strange for Americans, a lot of people hate America, for whatever reason and it’s something America as a nation has to put up with on a daily basis. Flag burning is still a fairly foreign concept to us in Australia – we have always been far to small for anyone to care what we do or say, but in aligning ourselves with America in the coalition of the willing, we have made ourselves s...

Here's to hoping. BAM!!!

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29"....

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question. The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29"....

This is Me Standing outside Tattoo Magic, it's on Gertrude street in Fitzroy. - You can't tell from the picture, but I was actually quite nervous at that point of time... there was no stepping back once i stepped through the door! This looks kind of painful, but it's no worse than a bad chinese burn (pardon the pun) Here we have the finished product - When it's all healed up, I will edit this blog, and put a final picture up!!! Big Ups to Lyndon for some masterful phot...

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."...