I have got to say a great big 'Muchos Gracious' to those of you that voted for me in the JU awards. At the end of the day, it is of no consequence, because its just blogging, and there are a lot more entertaining and comical people out there, however, it is fair to say there is only one Muggaz! I really must thank Brad for hosting JoeUser... It is a most generous thing to do, and the community that has grown here has me checking the site 10 times a day. I count you guys as true friends,...

I have been a bit shaken up over the last 12 hours or so... twice over. I got home from work yesterday evening and I received a phone call from a good mate from my past... the old suburbs where I lived a couple of years ago. One of my best mates has been suddenly overcome with a virus... I haven't had the chance to contact his parents to find out the situation yet, but the impressions I was given from our mutual friend was that it was quite serious - only one in a million people are afflic...

Sometimes you have to ask yourself the hard questions... I.e. Would you rather have the powers of 'The Flash' or $100 million smackeroonies? I wonder which one you would choose... Some people would simply blurt out their preferred choice, but this is a notion that requires serious thought. The Flash is seriously one tough customer, but $100 million is a damn lot of money. Of course this is change to someone like Sir Peter Maxwell, but to the likes of me that amount is borderline ridicul...

The Phone rings at the police station... "Hello, is this the police?" "Yes it is. How can we help you?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza, He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood" "Thank you very much for the call, ma'am" The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear ...

The Phone rings at the police station... "Hello, is this the police?" "Yes it is. How can we help you?" "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza, He's hiding cocaine inside his firewood" "Thank you very much for the call, ma'am" The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear ...

Whether you like it, i like, or Brad likes it, around here the term BAM!! has become synonomous with yours truely. Some of you claim i ripped it from some Emeril Lagassi chef or something... I categorically state this is not true... I ripped it from Elzar, a character in the FOX show Futurama... a damn funny one at that. I suppose this character *could* be based on this chef... seen as though he is a chef in the series... but i honestly have no idea who this Emeril chap is. I have grown...

I think i need to take it easy for a while as far as that silly ecstasy drug goes... I went out last night to Factory... I was really primed for a great evening, i was in a good mood because all my friends were going to be there. I got these pills from a friend of mines roommate. They were the biggest pills i have ever seen to date. He told me they were pretty mutch MDMA bombs - when tested in the drug kit, the results came out as pure black. They were called White Smurfs - i had heard of ...

I have been very loathe to check the news over the past few days. After the political assassination of Ahmed Yassin that took place earlier this week. I fear the retribution that will take place on behalf of this 'Terrorist' leader. I will be honest with you here - When I see a report of a bus blowing up in Israel, I think to myself - 'how unfortunate, civilians have died for nothing, and more are going to die because of Israeli retribution, hopefully Israel and the US can nut out a pl...

This morning i woke up feeling a little sorry for myself. Tuesday was your regular day... just work etc. I finished early though because i am off my probationary License and i needed to get my photo taken for my full license. There was this young lad there who must have just passed his learners permit or something, and he didn't really look as chuffed as you would imagine as he was getting his photo taken - he had the glummest look on his face. I am glad he was there, because i conciously ...

At this very point in time, i am in a wierd mood. If i were to describe it to you, i would say i am very happy, but there is something missing... I dont know what that something is. I have a sneaking suspicion, but i cannot acknowledge my desires as far as that is concerned, because we all know it eats you up in the end. It's Monday morning, and we have another week to plough through. This weekend just gone was not overly eventful. Friday night was relatively fun. We rocked on to compou...

After being away from the Internet for over 48 hours (shock horror!) And reading through HEAPS of articles this morning, I thought i would post this... Its applicable to everyone here, and i ask that you please remember it when posting blogs or comments Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, What might be right for you, may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans. But they got, Diff'rent St...

I am extremely happy with myself right now. The move into Linas’ has gone extremely well, and we have worked our business out. We are getting along rather famously, and I can’t really see that changing in the near future. Over the past week I have just been moving my gear in sporadically, and I have had a lot of things to do and people to see, so it has been a pretty long move, but by the end of this weekend we should be fully sorted. I need to go look at the furniture at a store nea...

When people take advantage of other people it makes me sick. Australia, as you are all aware, or if you aren’t you should be – is an immensely proud sporting nation, and I would be so bold to state that per capita, we are the best sporting nation. Obviously local sports are taken seriously and when something happens, it is plastered all over the local Media. Sports stars here are treated like kings, I am not saying that is right or wrong, that’s just how it is. A few weeks ago there w...