An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up and sat down next to him. He had spiked hair in different colours green, red orange, blue, And yellow.
The old man just stared at him. The young man turned to him and said sarcastically, "What's the matter Old timer, never
done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and shagged the f%#* out of a parrot. I was just wondering if you
were my son."
BAM!!!