Free Sir Peter Maxwell

The second resurection

Published on March 24, 2005 By Muggaz In Blog Communities

Those of you that have lurked these blessed forums for some time may remember the esteemed Sir Peter Maxwell, the man some call Jesus Christ II and bigger than an Asian Tsunami, and as a phenomenon, spreading faster than aids in Africa. Sir Peter Maxwell is a billionaire tycoon from Gloucestershire, England, and for those that don’t know about him, you can read more here.

As a mere peasant, I was bequeathed with the tremendous honour of interacting with an English knight of the realm when he chose to grace Joe User with his presence. Some may say Sir Peter is a vivaciously arrogant man, and to those people I would say they are correct. When you have lived a privileged life of an English nobleman, rising to the rank of General in the most elite military unit in the world, the British SAS and mounting various dames of the isle such as Princess Diana, you develop a sense of superiority.

Sir Peter isn’t so different from us though, his massive fortune and the amount of respect he commands aside, he is still only human and bleeds the same colour as the lowliest pleb within his vast Maxwell Industries empire; and as a human; he is still susceptible to our weaknesses. A few months back, Sir Peter utilised his superior wit and intellect to make drastic comparisons to the administrative team at JU to the Nazi regime – this comparison had nothing to do with anti-Semitism, it was merely a comparison of leadership positions. This was not the first time that Sir Peter had crossed the thin lines that the admin team had drawn for him, yet these lines seemed to be different for him than for other users on the site. After a cavalcade of events, it leads to his banishment. It was a classic case of tall poppy syndrome, when one is as excellent and benevolent as the great Sir Peter Maxwell; it is human nature to cut him down.

In what I consider the darkest day of Joe User, the wit and charisma of Sir Peter Maxwell was banished like an archangel from heaven, leaving the community in an incongruous state. Sir Peter has a great skill of pointing out what was wrong with peasants, only when we realised that these characteristics about ourselves were drastically out of tune, could we develop and grow as people, and God willing, become more like Sir Peter Maxwell himself. The Joe User community was truly sanctified that he chose us to mingle with, and perhaps, none of us realised what we had until it was gone. As an appointed Colonel and believer in Maxwellianism, I would like to do all within my power to right this travesty and blight upon this websites history.

I do not expect Sir Peter to be allowed access to his blog again, yet as a principled young man; I feel it is my duty and honour to state his case for renewed admission. Sir Peter is a wealthy tycoon, and he can do without the likes of filthy peasants like us. Of course, he has his own award winning website at www.sirpetermaxwell.com which enjoys vast amounts of traffic and provides profound and witty news with insight, however, as a member of the blogging community, I feel we would all be winners if the administrative team looked inside their hearts, which I know they have, and took it upon themselves to consider Sir Peter’s acceptance within the greater JU community.

It is clear through various comments Sir Peter has left within the site whilst he has been banned that he still cares about the wider diffident peasant community at Joe User, and I believe his re-admittance to the community will only help us all. You do not earn the prefix ‘Sir’ without being noble and Sir Peter deserves to be treated as such. Sir Peter has taught me much, and it’s only fair that the peasant men and woman of JU who aren’t familiar with him, have the very same chance I did. I could not think of a better way to celebrate Easter, than the second coming of the divine that is Sir Peter Maxwell.

Yours truly in nepotistic Maxwellianism.

Colonel Muggaz

Comments (Page 4)

bakerstreet

on Apr 03, 2006

If I'm not mistaken the site had been down before the name expired. If I had to guess the whole "hate speech" thing caught up with him, given that many ISPs now have a policies that you don't talk down the peasants for their ethnicity, etc.

He'd jumped the shark anyway. He started out as a great character, and then he just became a tool to troll people the author didn't like.

on Apr 04, 2006

I would allow maxwell back in... as soon as moon slows earth down enough for Feb 31st to actually happen.

Jesus Christ

on Apr 04, 2006

Sir Peter Maxwell is clearly a poverty stricken Peasant son of a colony girl.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Jun 14, 2006

Hello peasants,

The site is not down at all because I have not piad, it is down because a useless American company that I use to register the domain has somehow managed to mess up the registration (despite countless E-mails back and forth and complaints). I am having them release it and the site will be back online soon.

"If I had to guess the whole "hate speech" thing caught up with him, given that many ISPs now have a policies..."

Dear boy, if Bin Laden can post his tripe on the web that it would not be difficult for Sir Peter Maxwell to do so.

Paragunn

on Jun 15, 2006

Long live the great Sir Peter Maxwell and death to his infidel enemies!

bakerstreet

on Jun 15, 2006

Last I saw, he didn't even have a website anymore. Awwww... shucks.

Paragunn

on Jun 15, 2006

"he didn't even have a website anymore."

Ermmm, from what I can see spm.com is still there and Sir P just said it is going back up.

kingbee

on Jun 15, 2006

this link points to a site seeking parties innarested in becoming monarch of a small island off the coast of britain.

looks like a pretty good gig.

Link

Charles Doonstune

on Aug 11, 2006

www.sirpetermaxwell.co.uk

Mark Serwota

on Aug 23, 2006

I love www.sirpetermaxwell.co.uk

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