Free Sir Peter Maxwell

The second resurection

Published on March 24, 2005 By Muggaz In Blog Communities

Those of you that have lurked these blessed forums for some time may remember the esteemed Sir Peter Maxwell, the man some call Jesus Christ II and bigger than an Asian Tsunami, and as a phenomenon, spreading faster than aids in Africa. Sir Peter Maxwell is a billionaire tycoon from Gloucestershire, England, and for those that don’t know about him, you can read more here.

As a mere peasant, I was bequeathed with the tremendous honour of interacting with an English knight of the realm when he chose to grace Joe User with his presence. Some may say Sir Peter is a vivaciously arrogant man, and to those people I would say they are correct. When you have lived a privileged life of an English nobleman, rising to the rank of General in the most elite military unit in the world, the British SAS and mounting various dames of the isle such as Princess Diana, you develop a sense of superiority.

Sir Peter isn’t so different from us though, his massive fortune and the amount of respect he commands aside, he is still only human and bleeds the same colour as the lowliest pleb within his vast Maxwell Industries empire; and as a human; he is still susceptible to our weaknesses. A few months back, Sir Peter utilised his superior wit and intellect to make drastic comparisons to the administrative team at JU to the Nazi regime – this comparison had nothing to do with anti-Semitism, it was merely a comparison of leadership positions. This was not the first time that Sir Peter had crossed the thin lines that the admin team had drawn for him, yet these lines seemed to be different for him than for other users on the site. After a cavalcade of events, it leads to his banishment. It was a classic case of tall poppy syndrome, when one is as excellent and benevolent as the great Sir Peter Maxwell; it is human nature to cut him down.

In what I consider the darkest day of Joe User, the wit and charisma of Sir Peter Maxwell was banished like an archangel from heaven, leaving the community in an incongruous state. Sir Peter has a great skill of pointing out what was wrong with peasants, only when we realised that these characteristics about ourselves were drastically out of tune, could we develop and grow as people, and God willing, become more like Sir Peter Maxwell himself. The Joe User community was truly sanctified that he chose us to mingle with, and perhaps, none of us realised what we had until it was gone. As an appointed Colonel and believer in Maxwellianism, I would like to do all within my power to right this travesty and blight upon this websites history.

I do not expect Sir Peter to be allowed access to his blog again, yet as a principled young man; I feel it is my duty and honour to state his case for renewed admission. Sir Peter is a wealthy tycoon, and he can do without the likes of filthy peasants like us. Of course, he has his own award winning website at www.sirpetermaxwell.com which enjoys vast amounts of traffic and provides profound and witty news with insight, however, as a member of the blogging community, I feel we would all be winners if the administrative team looked inside their hearts, which I know they have, and took it upon themselves to consider Sir Peter’s acceptance within the greater JU community.

It is clear through various comments Sir Peter has left within the site whilst he has been banned that he still cares about the wider diffident peasant community at Joe User, and I believe his re-admittance to the community will only help us all. You do not earn the prefix ‘Sir’ without being noble and Sir Peter deserves to be treated as such. Sir Peter has taught me much, and it’s only fair that the peasant men and woman of JU who aren’t familiar with him, have the very same chance I did. I could not think of a better way to celebrate Easter, than the second coming of the divine that is Sir Peter Maxwell.

Yours truly in nepotistic Maxwellianism.

Colonel Muggaz

Comments (Page 3)

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 30, 2005

I would also like to congratulate Brad Wardell for his hard line stance. But his post slightly reminds me of a woman, who when told that I wouldn’t be mounting her again, claimed she didn’t want me to anyway.

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 30, 2005

"His brand of satire can be amusing but it's not so funny when he spills over into other people's blogs. So we set it so that he was confined to his own blog at which point he became abusive of the administrators..."

Although I do not want to dwell on this issue, it was quite clear to me at the time that the 'confinement' was never going to end. I decided that I would go out in a blaze of typical Maxwellian glory instead of slowly draining away from JoeUser.

That is why I wrote my final article on the subject I chose, not because of any reasons that have been stated which are just a pyramid of piffle!

Hippie Pot Smoker Who Once Fel

on Apr 17, 2005

Sir Peter, because I too found you to be abusive at times, dissing dolphins and the like, I initially supported the administration’s banning you. Needles to say, I regret this, and for what is its worth, I do forgive you, and harbor no ill will. Because, as my political foe, you are my invaluable teacher, to be respected- even if not heard. It saddens me that your return is but a pipe dream. Without you at Joeuser, smoking bongs and blunts just isn't the same fun it once was.

Huge Sigh of Relief: Beast Sti

on Apr 17, 2005

As a devout Marxist, I thank all the lucky stars at once that that Devil Maxwell's gone for good. Finally, we liberals can get a word in edgewise. Needless to say, that I for one do not see what is so funny about his brand of "discourse." Imaginary accolades from bogus websites notwithstanding, I find his supposed “humor” substandard- trashy, and no different from little whip. Surely, if Myrannder and I get our way, that vile racist Little Whip's next.

DABE'S DADDY-- DUKE, THE ONE-

on Apr 17, 2005

Is Little Whip the one who started the complaints agaisnt SirPeter's blog "spilling" into others' blogs? Little Whip's bellicosity agsint my dear daughter Dabe is over the top, an must stop. Myrrander, email on how we go about getting Little Whip booted? Wink!

Dr. Miller's Alter Ego

on Apr 17, 2005

Little Whip, Myrrander and Dabe are out to get me too. Let's team up and get them banned. I'll email you the particulars!

Alan Sugar

on Apr 21, 2005

You stupid bunch of morons.

drmiler

on Apr 22, 2005

Let's team up and get them banned.

Nah, let's not. From the looks of it, they'll do it to themselves eventually. Myrr already did, at one point, so it's not like he's out of practice or anything.

And now, petey, I have life to attend to, so talk amongst yourselves, and have a nice day.

You do realize of course that, that was not me I hope?

GOSPELLULANDASSCRAOPOMANITHURT

on May 05, 2005

FREE SIR PETER- MY BONG NEEDS HIM...FREE SIR PETER- MY BONG NEEDS HIM...FREE SIR PETER- MY BONG NEEDS HIM...FREE SIR PETER- MY BONG NEEDS HIM...FREE SIR PETER- MY BONG NEEDS HIM...FREE SIR PETER- MY BONG NEEDS HIM...FREE SIR PETER- MY BONG NEEDS HIM...

Kam

on Feb 20, 2006

What a sweaty affair.

Gideon MacLeish

on Feb 20, 2006

My position on this is well known, but I will reiterate: I believe SPM is one of the best satirists I have ever had the fortune to read. He taught me much through his example, and if it were my choice, I'd pull him out of exile in a heartbeat.

But it's not my choice, or my website to make such choices. I will have to be content with perusing Sir Peter's website for updates (shameless plug alert: do check out the video clipe on his site. They're well worth the time.)

Lost and Found

on Feb 20, 2006

Found his clips on Google Video.

www.sirpetermaxwell.com/empire

video.google.com/videosearch?q=sir+peter+maxwell

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 01, 2006

ousewife blogs?

Sir Peter is Poor

on Apr 03, 2006

Sir Peter Maxwell is in reality an eleven year old boy from Sacramento, California, USA. He is unable to pay his webserver bill. www.sirpetermaxwell.com
AHAHAHAHAHA

singrdave

on Apr 03, 2006

Yuppers. 'Tis true.

Notice: This domain name expired on 03/25/06 and is pending renewal or deletion

... is the announcement from the domain server.

Ah, SPM, we hardly knew ye. All right, maybe we knew ye too well.

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