Free Sir Peter Maxwell

The second resurection

Published on March 24, 2005 By Muggaz In Blog Communities

Those of you that have lurked these blessed forums for some time may remember the esteemed Sir Peter Maxwell, the man some call Jesus Christ II and bigger than an Asian Tsunami, and as a phenomenon, spreading faster than aids in Africa. Sir Peter Maxwell is a billionaire tycoon from Gloucestershire, England, and for those that don’t know about him, you can read more here.

As a mere peasant, I was bequeathed with the tremendous honour of interacting with an English knight of the realm when he chose to grace Joe User with his presence. Some may say Sir Peter is a vivaciously arrogant man, and to those people I would say they are correct. When you have lived a privileged life of an English nobleman, rising to the rank of General in the most elite military unit in the world, the British SAS and mounting various dames of the isle such as Princess Diana, you develop a sense of superiority.

Sir Peter isn’t so different from us though, his massive fortune and the amount of respect he commands aside, he is still only human and bleeds the same colour as the lowliest pleb within his vast Maxwell Industries empire; and as a human; he is still susceptible to our weaknesses. A few months back, Sir Peter utilised his superior wit and intellect to make drastic comparisons to the administrative team at JU to the Nazi regime – this comparison had nothing to do with anti-Semitism, it was merely a comparison of leadership positions. This was not the first time that Sir Peter had crossed the thin lines that the admin team had drawn for him, yet these lines seemed to be different for him than for other users on the site. After a cavalcade of events, it leads to his banishment. It was a classic case of tall poppy syndrome, when one is as excellent and benevolent as the great Sir Peter Maxwell; it is human nature to cut him down.

In what I consider the darkest day of Joe User, the wit and charisma of Sir Peter Maxwell was banished like an archangel from heaven, leaving the community in an incongruous state. Sir Peter has a great skill of pointing out what was wrong with peasants, only when we realised that these characteristics about ourselves were drastically out of tune, could we develop and grow as people, and God willing, become more like Sir Peter Maxwell himself. The Joe User community was truly sanctified that he chose us to mingle with, and perhaps, none of us realised what we had until it was gone. As an appointed Colonel and believer in Maxwellianism, I would like to do all within my power to right this travesty and blight upon this websites history.

I do not expect Sir Peter to be allowed access to his blog again, yet as a principled young man; I feel it is my duty and honour to state his case for renewed admission. Sir Peter is a wealthy tycoon, and he can do without the likes of filthy peasants like us. Of course, he has his own award winning website at www.sirpetermaxwell.com which enjoys vast amounts of traffic and provides profound and witty news with insight, however, as a member of the blogging community, I feel we would all be winners if the administrative team looked inside their hearts, which I know they have, and took it upon themselves to consider Sir Peter’s acceptance within the greater JU community.

It is clear through various comments Sir Peter has left within the site whilst he has been banned that he still cares about the wider diffident peasant community at Joe User, and I believe his re-admittance to the community will only help us all. You do not earn the prefix ‘Sir’ without being noble and Sir Peter deserves to be treated as such. Sir Peter has taught me much, and it’s only fair that the peasant men and woman of JU who aren’t familiar with him, have the very same chance I did. I could not think of a better way to celebrate Easter, than the second coming of the divine that is Sir Peter Maxwell.

Yours truly in nepotistic Maxwellianism.

Colonel Muggaz

Comments (Page 1)

Gene Nash

on Mar 24, 2005

he is still only human and bleeds the same colour as the lowliest pleb within his vast Maxwell Industries empire;

Ahem, that blood is blue, dear boy.

dabe

on Mar 24, 2005

As long as whipsy dipsy is allowed back, the hubbins and maxwell and all others should also be allowed. Otherwise, where's the fairness?

Thanks, muggaz. I was thinking about this, but you beat me to it. Besides, no one could have stated the case more eloquently than you.

drmiler

on Mar 24, 2005

Sorry, but this site is not a democracy but a dictatorship. There is no need to have the fairness you say should be allowed. This is Brad's site and what he says goes! Period! So do not expect it to happen.

Shovelheat

on Mar 24, 2005

Nah, sorry. I respectfully disagree. I like him where he is.I know he's a satirist but I deal with enough unfunny negative & hateful people as it is...

Muggaz

on Mar 24, 2005

Let's not turn this into a he said, she said proposition!

It is merely a statement of opinion, reaching out if you will, to those who have the power to understand Sir Peters form of entertainment. As I have personaly experienced, JU is indeed a dictatorship... I would just like to gauge public interest, and who knows, if Sir Peter's cause prooves popular, the admin may possibly reconsider.

not the greatest chance in the world, but we can only try.

Sir Peter James Henry Maxwell

on Mar 24, 2005

It is quite touching that my peasants are so dedicated.

The Sir Peter Maxwell Phenomenon is now officially bigger than the Holocaust. Jolly good bloody show indeed!

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 24, 2005

The hordes can be witnessed on www.sirpetermaxwell.com

The site is now better than it has ever been and is shocking thousands of peasants per day, thus my assertion that the Sir Peter Maxwell Phenomenon is now bigger than the holocaust is entirely correct.

Shovelheat

on Mar 24, 2005

wunnerfull! Folks can go to him rather than bring him here!

Ionolast

on Mar 24, 2005

"Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again. Teacher gets annoyed.
Bang, Bang Maxwell's Silver Hammer came down upon her head.
Clang, Clang Maxwell's Silver Hammer made sure that she was dead."

joeKnowledge

on Mar 24, 2005

bakerstreet

on Mar 24, 2005

Meh. I don't have a problem with the roaming gnome, personally.

On the other hand I do LOATHE a constant stream of "How dare he!!!" and "Blacklist SPM" blogs that will erupt the firs time he meantions Jews or women or basically anything in his repertoire.

SO, I guess I am saying if everyone could enjoy "The Sir Peter Maxwell Experience" for what it is, I'd add my voice to those who want him back.

But, since a sizeable percent of people here can't tell a fictional character from a real one, and who have no tolerance for satire, my vote is no.

Otis

on Mar 24, 2005

Would Petey come back though that's the question?

Muggaz

on Mar 24, 2005

Baker - I agree with you completely, Sir Peter's return would indeed be a bane upon those who take themselves too seriously, and it is those troubled souls that would inhibit any progress as far as this matter is concerned...

It's perplexing that the intelligence of the eintire community has to be insulted because of a few dimwits though.

Paul

on Mar 24, 2005

Just found this through Sir Peter's site........... Did his website start as a blog here or something?

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Mar 25, 2005

I will never apologise for a deliberate action. There is no point in me blogging here again when my own website has more readers than any blog on Joeuser.

Sirpetermaxwell.com is acknowledged as the finest site in it’s genre and has been featured on many high traffic websites over the last few months such as ‘Cruel Site Of The Day’ and ‘Fark’ which has brought over 2million visitors this year alone. Stepping back to write articles for an audience of 20-30 regular bloggers at Joeuser would make no sense. JU is a small website despite claims that is has millions of members and I think the more intelligent members will realise that the quality of writing here is generally poor if you exclude the remaining Maxwellians.

I do like to check in and see how some of the old chaps are doing but the idea that I would lower myself to save a website where half-wit peasants such as Moanopeace are leading writers is quite frankly ridiculous.

Brad Wardell certainly did not ban me because I called him a ‘New Money Peasant’, he banned me because I dominated this website which had only been set up so he could for once in his life be the top dog. I can imagine his dismay when suddenly his competition was not just housewives swapping recipes and making ‘Top 10 lists’ but a genius with the charisma of Jesus and the leadership qualities of Hitler.

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