"Wanted A tall well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested? email me at mr_frenchy1@hotmail.com

"Wanted A tall well built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. Interested? Then please only read lines 1, 3 and 5; still interested? email me at mr_frenchy1@hotmail.com

Have you ever found yoursel hijacking a bus, holding up a plane, or taking hostages wishing you could listen to an audio tape of Sheikh Bin Akhbars greatest hits? Now we have the product for you!!!! A BRITISH-based company is selling MP3 players which can be attached to an assault rifle. The "AK-MP3" player is built into magazine of a Kalashnikov and can be swapped with the real thing. The device is being advertised on the internet by a Buckinghamshire-based company set up by a grou...

Have you ever found yoursel hijacking a bus, holding up a plane, or taking hostages wishing you could listen to an audio tape of Sheikh Bin Akhbars greatest hits? Now we have the product for you!!!! A BRITISH-based company is selling MP3 players which can be attached to an assault rifle. The "AK-MP3" player is built into magazine of a Kalashnikov and can be swapped with the real thing. The device is being advertised on the internet by a Buckinghamshire-based company set up by a grou...

Sydney, Friday: A Man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug Rohypnol in order to have his way with himself. The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn’t looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself whuile his defeces were down. “I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse,” thae man said. ...

Sydney, Friday: A Man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug Rohypnol in order to have his way with himself. The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn’t looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself whuile his defeces were down. “I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse,” thae man said. ...

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorr...

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorr...

I wonder if the clock is right? http://www.deathclock.com/ I still have another 2,335,280,439... 2,335,280,437... 2,335,280,436... etc... to go. Thursday Feb 10, 2078. Good Innings.

I wonder if the clock is right? http://www.deathclock.com/ I still have another 2,335,280,439... 2,335,280,437... 2,335,280,436... etc... to go. Thursday Feb 10, 2078. Good Innings.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as gh...

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. 6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. 7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as gh...

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. "I'll be right back and we'll go to eat, "she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator. As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was tall...very tall...an intimidating...