The New Auschwitz Conspiracy

if you are easily offended - tune out now.

Published on January 31, 2005 By Muggaz In Humor

Below is a link to a new Auschwitz conspiracy, uncovered by no other than the great former SAS general and Knight of the Realm, Sir Peter Maxwell.

The findings are quite alarming, and we must all work harder than before to destroy the terrorist means.

If you are boring peasant who is easily offended or shocked, i invite you to read the link - it will make you feel quite alive with rage!

Link

Comments

mythgarr

on Jan 31, 2005

SICK AND TRULY SICK.
Why do the jokes connect Islam, Obesity, and Homosexuality?
I know they are threats to "Wellbeing of America", but I'm truly offended.
I'm a muslim by the way.

Click the Link

Muggaz

on Jan 31, 2005

Ah, bienevenue my Muslim friend - I didn't mean to offend, although, one would question why a Muslim would click on a link to an article entitled! the New Auschwitz conspiracy when there is a clear warning for those who are easily offended

As sala'amu alaikum

zieinobia

on Jan 31, 2005

I am muslim too , and I was wonder after reading this article what he meant by Death Allah !? any muslim will wonder like me!?
stop this silly jokes about Islam
also don't call it a new Auschwitz and post it in the Humor section
this is an offense not for muslims but for the victims of Auschwitz

Peace upon you too!!

TaBoo Tenente

on Jan 31, 2005

you need a job, bro.

Wake Up People

on Jan 31, 2005

Can you people not see that the article is satirical and is attacking the media's and western governments ridiculous scare tactics regarding Islamic terrorism rather than fat people, Jews, Muslims etc?

TaBoo Tenente

on Jan 31, 2005

yes we can, or most of us can.

it seems un-funny. sometimes the satire works. check out theonion.com or chris rock if you're in the mood, but there's something about going through it yourself that opens the door to legitimate satirical humor. hemingway once wrote that "A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book."

im not sure that this guy qualifies.

Wake Up People

on Jan 31, 2005

I would hesitate to put the 'Sir Peter Maxwell' character in the same category as sites such as theonion.com as I feel they just recycle the same "spoof news" stories over and over. There are thousands of those sites out there and they don't really do anything for me.

Personally I feel www.sirpetermaxwell.com pushes the boundaries of good taste but it is hard to suggest that it's not funny (in my opinion anyway). But maybe i'm just sick in the head

Muggaz

on Feb 01, 2005

But maybe i'm just sick in the head

Touche!

damn - if people are this uptight in the humor section, they must be riding poles over there in the politics sections... geebus.

adnauseam

on Feb 02, 2005

Well, Sir Peter has been there, hasn't he?

new-age nomad

on Feb 02, 2005

if people are this uptight in the humor section, they must be riding poles over there in the politics sections

fo sho

Trinitie

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Feb 04, 2005

Peasants are far too sensitive for their own good, and when the invasion comes I will not attempt to help them at all.

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