I have been fortunate enough to mingle with Americans on a day to day basis over the past few months, and rightly so I have drawn my conclusions – they may be a bit sweeping and broad, but I am comfortable in saying there are three types of Americans. The first American is your general public – they barely know what is going on in the next state let alone somewhere on the other side of the planet. They eat 5 meals of McDonalds every week, and go to the baseball. More likely than not, they ...

I had a conversation with a friend recently, about any issues I may have with divulging my life in it's entirety on the Internet. I am a rather candid person, and I do let a lot slip when my weekend translates onto the computer screen. Although I do let a lot slip, there is also a lot that I dont tell you - I have to let your imagination do some of the work I sit here now, and there is so much I want to say, but I have taken upon myself to not get too personal. This is a tough decision f...

Most guys dream all day about females… Well, maybe not most guys, but I certainly do! I can’t help it! They are just so hot and beautiful!!! Sometimes they are really nice too! While we are dreaming of the Angelina Jolie’s, Jessica Alba’s, Britney Spears, Beyonce Knowle’s and Jessica Simpson’s of this world, why not take it to the next level? I like to dream of girls that aren’t of this world… Maybe it’s because of my over inflated ego that makes me think only a chick with a super power of...

I didn’t let anyone down this weekend – what a corker it was… Great people, great music, and fantastic foreign substances!!! Friday night could not come round soon enough, and when it did, I was most happy to just go home and chill for a bit.. I am almost finished Knights of the old republic on X-box, so I might just complete that tonight, if I don’t go and see Kill Bill 2, which I probably will do… so I guess it can wait! Glen came over at about 9.00pm with his customary 1.1L bottle...

I am at the age where I need to decide… what would I rather be, a Jedi, or a Vampire? In the realm of the super natural, the choices have boiled down to these two, and I am really having a tough time deciding where my allegiances lie. Should I make myself available for the creatures of the night to take me and make me one of their own? Or do I try and fine inner peace, and become one with the force? Please, don’t try and tell me none of these super natural elements are possible, because...

What is it that really makes you go weak at the knees when thinking about the opposite sex? Females were put on this world, for me to admire and enjoy, I cannot fathom any other reason… yeah, procreation could be considered, but that is merely a side benefit of the enjoyment factor. What is it about woman in uniform that really makes me go insane? This is personal, and what I am about to tell you may ostracise me somewhat and have me classed as a sicko/pervert – but hey, I can deal w...

I sat at work today, talking with my friends located in various offices all over Melbourne, and other friend’s from office’s around Australia… I even spoke to friends who are located overseas – all thanks to the information age, because I live in 2004 instead of 1904. We banter about what we are doing on the weekend, what we are getting mum for mothers day, or who is winning the footy… how trivial this all seems, and it got me thinking, what did 22 year old guys do for fun in 1904? How did...

I am just waiting for the time when I have to tell all you guys about some crap weekend that I had where I had no fun whatsoever… doesn’t look like happening any time soon! The whether wasn’t so great here on the weekend…? It was really freaken cold, and I couldn’t hack it… I had to drink a lot of alcohol to get the blood flowing red again! – This did not prove too difficult! Adrian came over after work on Friday and we went to the Skinny Dog Pub in Kew – It has the best chicken parmaga...

Please read this Link It's an email that Highbass obtained... Just listen to the message we are trying to share. BAM!!!

Look at the smile on that kids face - He has no idea what a Rave party is... BAM!!!

This is just a big shout out to all the Australian’s here at JoeUser – I think you will find there are a few of us, and generally we are well liked and somewhat respected members of our little community, not unlike our country on the International scale!!! Hehe… First of all let me shout out to Mignuna – She hails from a much warmer part of Australia than me, and she has one of the most genuine and loving personalities I have ever encountered online. Her and I are definitely kindred spirit...

I have found a passion in writing. I was never so into writing as I have been over the last few months. The concept of my opinion being viewed and thought about from all corners of the globe is rather enticing to me. I have had a lot of friends read and comment on a few of my pieces, and I can’t help to have my ego lifted a little by their compliments. This is what is doing my head in… I feel as though I am digressing around here. I have developed ambitions to write, and write well, and mo...

Why don’t people realise hatred is a waste of time? Why cant people get over comments; and events in the past and realise tomorrow is another day? Another chance to prove your self worth as a human being? I am a very proud person, If someone insults who I am, sure, I see the red mist, however, usually I will swallow my pride, try and see where the perpetrator is coming from, and forgive, It is in my nature! Why can’t the entire world adopt this little policy? I am simply an arrogant young...

Radiohead cancelled their gig tonight... there are about 50,000 dudes who are more dissapointed than me, but hey, that doesn't mean my feelings aren't important! Daniel went and saw them last night, he told me this morning that it went of, allthough Tom Yorke was losing his voice... I thought there could be a possibility of the show being cancelled, but the hope that they were professionals, and he would get through it saw me through the day... My sister rang me virtually in tears... I don...

This weekend has been fun... as always... I have been really happy with the people i have been with and had a lot of fun. Got plenty of rest, and i am ready to take on the next week. I was at Eoin's house party on Friday night, and had a splendid time. I drank a fair bit of alcohol and dabbled in a little narcotics, but nothing extensive at all. I ran into an old friend from my high school... Its funny, I used to have the hots for this girl something chronic, but that was in the old days w...