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oh yeah... thats all they really want...
Published on January 14, 2005 By Muggaz In Just Hanging Out
So I was talking recently with a group of friends as to our preferred choice of song at our respective funerals. In all honesty, I hope I die unexpectedly – i.e. Hit by a tram or something else that I never see coming, so I had best plan my song right now so my eulogy isn’t butchered by some sad song that will make my friends and family cry, so for this reason, I told my friends that I want the Cindy Lauper classic – Girls just want to have fun.

It’s a cool song, and as far as funeral services go, I can’t imagine anything else. I don’t know if I want that song because I like it, or whether it’s because it is relevant to my life (lets face it, I know girls just want to have fun) or whether it’s because I hope to be watching my nearest and dearest from the spirit realm, and watching their faces as classic 80’s rendition belts out around the service.

Other songs to consider would be the Carpenters ‘Leader of the Pack’ and the Archie’s ‘Sugar Sugar.’ I have always been intrigued as to what people would say about me at my funeral, and whilst I would appreciate the reflective demeanours that would no doubt be present, I would like nothing more than the smiles I would no doubt see, and I would love for my family and friends to remember me with a smile on the dial.

Speaking of births, deaths and marriages, I was reading today that a couple in Romania named their kid ‘Yahoo’ in honour of their meeting place – obviously a Yahoo chat program or something. Sooner or later, there are going to be kids named hotmail and lavalife – yet, the probability is that this trend isn’t likely to blast off – maybe it’s my intuition revealing this fact, or perhaps the detail that there are no kids named ‘back of a pickup truck’ or ‘nightclub toilets’ that I know of.

At the end of the day, Girl’s just want to have fun, and I guess they will name their kids whatever they want, and we will all be reminded why at my funeral!

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on Jan 14, 2005
Well, I'd say you're persistently annoying. I might get booed out of your funeral.

J/K. I think you're an okay guy, for an Aussie.

H says he wants to be wheeled in in his casket, late, so he can be late to his own funeral.

Figures.

-A.
on Jan 14, 2005
Leader of the Pack rocks!!! I love songs that tell a story, but I hope you don't crash your motorcycle.

Sugar Sugar also rocks - I was a huge fan of anything Archie -particularly Betty & Veronica digests - I had heaps, wish I had some now

Girls just want to have fun - you have very a strange and diverse sense of humor.

When I think about these kinds of subjects I keep changing my mind - I think I'd end up only having music throughout the whole thing just because I liked some many songs and couldn't decide.
My theme song is walking on sunshine so I might just have them play that - (and Pachebels Canon)

Good to see a new blog from you - finally !! Hope you had a great holiday break.
on Jan 14, 2005
H says he wants to be wheeled in in his casket, late, so he can be late to his own funeral.


I would be late to my own funeral - heck, there are so many cool dead dude's to hang with, I would be hard pressed to see who rocked up to my funeral - air hockey with Benjamin Franklin and Jimmy Hendrix just sounds toooooo enticing

Girls just want to have fun - you have very a strange and diverse sense of humor


If this is a new revelation for you Trina, you haven't been paying attention My holiday was ok, wasn't long enough, and I am struggling to get back into the swing of things... Boy's just want to have fun too you know I empathise with the changing of your mind though... it's just too hard to think of a song that typifies your life, that wont make your family and friends bawl... i want them to laugh - even if it's at me - everyone's a winner
on Jan 14, 2005
Ha! That was strange.... you did know I was thinking 'bout you, too, huh?
Music for my funeral? Add It Up. It'll rock the house down.
on Jan 14, 2005
Yeah Nic, when i was reading your article, i knid of knew the people you were talking about...

Now the Queen of the Harpies has gone, maybe we will see JU return to a friendly and open atmosphere with a bit less tension, and hopefully some of the people you were talking about will write a bit more... you can count me in on that

Let me guess... your funeral... Bon Jovi - Live when I'm alive - sleep when i'm dead
on Jan 14, 2005
"Girls Just Want To Have Fun" at the funeral ?? Now the way that would strike me is I'd have this irresistible urge to take a sneak peek at your casket, watch for any signs of breathing and see if you'd (or your body) react if I poked your arms, thinking, "Is this for real or is she really having fun?"

As for the kids' names...how 'bout nicknames? ...JU, anyone?
on Jan 14, 2005
Peter Sellers, I believe it was, left strict instructions that his coffin should disappear behind the little velvet curtain to the sound of Glen Miller's band playing 'In The Mood'.
Incidentally Mugz, 'Leader of the Pack' was by the Shangri-Las, not the Carpenters.
on Jan 15, 2005
M/F? Can't remember.
on Jan 15, 2005
PS: Furry...you writing anything soon? I'm super curious about you!
on Jan 16, 2005

You know what song I want played at my funeral?  "Still Don't Give a Fuck" by Eminem.

It's pimp, and I'm not kidding.  I made my best friend and everyone in my family promise.  I, too, would like my family members to remember me with a smile.

"""""A lot of people ask me.. am I afraid of death..
Hell yeah I’m afraid of death
I don’t want to die yet
A lot of people think.. that I worship the devil..
That I do all types of.. retarded shit
Look, I can’t change the way I think
And I can’t change the way I am
But if I offended you? good
Cause I still don’t give a fuck"""""

"""""For all the weed that I’ve smoked - yo this blunt’s for you
To all the people I’ve offended - yeah fuck you too!
To all the friends I used to have - yo I miss my past
But the rest of you assholes can kiss my ass"""""

Trinitie

on Jan 23, 2005
"You know what song I want played at my funeral? "Still Don't Give a Fuck" by Eminem."

I would prefer The Four Seasons 'Spring' in E Major, dear girl. I rather fancy it would be somewhat more dignified.
on Jan 23, 2005
Yahoo???? HAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!! It's worse than Gwinneth Paltrow's Apple! Dont they know that kid's are the meanest things in school and that they'll make fun of names like that every day??!

As for funeral song, i need to brainstorm about that since i've never really thought about it...
on Jan 31, 2005
hi peeps - sorry i haven't replied sooner

Leaping Lizard, I am a bloke - wierd huh? good - thats what i was going for

Trin, you an Eminem would make a great couple, you would compliment each other very well I think - you know what the church is trying to do in Australia? they are making moves to discourage personal effect and songs at funerals.. damn conformist wankers... i say just burn me while throwing my ashes of a pier, while some midget is playing the eucelale... damn church.

IG - I have since learned that that story watch actually made up by that Romanian journalist... never let the truth get in a the way of a good story huh?

Sir Peter - As always, it is an honour and a privelage to be blessed by your comments on my humble blog - JU is a better place for you coming and spending some time with the lowly peasants

on Jan 31, 2005
you know what the church is trying to do in Australia? they are making moves to discourage personal effect and songs at funerals


Which church, mate? I haven't heard about this.

Death is such a taboo subject with a lot of people, I'm so pleased to see someone actually writing about it with a sense of humour. The song I'd like to hear at my funeral (yes, I know what I wrote) would probably be something totally irreverant and unsuitable. I really do like your choice of 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun'. Made me laugh out loud.

As for the 'Yahoo' name, its not the first time I've heard this. Who remembers Yahoo Serious, the great Australian actor/producer/director responsible for such turkeys as... ahmm, man I can't even remember the name of his one crap movie. But I do know someone whose name is 'Up against the back wall in the alley behind The Private Bin' although we just call him Al for short.

Cheers,

Maso
on Jan 31, 2005
Which church, mate? I haven't heard about this.


The Catholic church, it was in the news a bit last week - I don't think they will have much luck though.

Young Einstein with Yahoo Serious was one of my favorite movies when I was a youngster, he sure had crazy hair - and thats who i thought the baby was named after as well, although, I don't think the movie did so well in Romania, so it didn't make a hell of a lot of sense...

You are right about death as well - I see it as another adventure of what we call life! bring it on. if I may quote the Grim Reaper in the movie 'Bill and Ted's bogus journey' - "You may be a King or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the Reaper!"
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