Emotional Retards

they are everywhere

Published on June 27, 2004 By Muggaz In Personal Relationships

Why oh why make me so angry on a Monday morning?

I get to work, and there is an email from my friend stating how she was with the guy that she liked, but nothing is going to happen from it - which she knew from the start, so now she is sad… wtf.

Ok, this is brash, stupid, ridiculous, presumptuous… but chicks are easily the most emotionally retarded of the human species. It would be apparent to me that as a general rule, chicks are so devoid of logic that they are constantly hurting themselves and those around them… mainly themselves…

I am just an insensitive male who doesn’t understand you say… say that all you want… the reason I do understand is because I am actually in touch with my feminine side! Having two older sister’s, and mostly chick friends through high school will kind of do that to you…

Do you think I enjoy understanding woman? Hold up a second… I hear you gasping with shock – Muggaz thinks he understands woman… I categorically state I understand woman… I understand that they are so crazy and illogical… understand that, and you understand woman.

Why do I get so frustrated? Because I love women. I love them to bits… they are my greatest strength, and also my greatest weakness… Beautiful woman make me go weak at the knees… beautiful and intelligent woman make me fall off my chair… beautiful, intelligent and nice woman make me want to go to whatever planet this foreign species came from!!!

Why do I complain? Because I am jaded as fuck. Women are clearly not objects, and to see my friends and other chicks keep on going back to the a$$holes that call themselves men absolutely disgusts me… Why am I worried about it? Because I don’t understand how chicks can do this to themselves… I don’t understand why I am jealous of the Neanderthal’s who seem to command many a fine ladies attentions…

Why do I think about chicks about 50% of the time? How can I get these harpies out of my head? I was just saying to my friend who was having a whinge this morning; this is a part of life I am not enjoying immensely right now… I really need that special someone to ask me how my day was at work, and just to snuggle with on the couch and watch crap TV…

I think I am an emotional retard as well…

BAM!!!

Comments (Page 1)

H-Bomb

on Jun 28, 2004

Wow dunt i feel special that you wrote a blog after me hehehehehehehehe

im sorry markus u know i love you, but as i said to u this morning i would rather have alittle then nothing at all....
and yes i am only hurting myself, so really whats the harm????

Sally jacobs

on Jun 28, 2004

but chicks are easily the most emotionally retarded of the human species

I liked this article, i don't know why as it was basically women bashing, but I do like it. I happily admit to the above statement, I am emotionally retarded, but that's not all women, and I've come across alot more men that are not in touch with their emotions than i have women. Let me get this straight, your mad at women, for going with the guys that treat them badly? Who exactly is the bad guy there? Why not be mad at the guys just as much for treating them badly in the first place. Women are guilty, I'll admit it, for being so stupid as to stay with guys like that, but it is just a generalization, we're not all the same, but you know that. You understand women huh, hehe, all I have to say on that is, if it is true, you have my sympathy, hehe!

I really need that special someone to ask me how my day was at work, and just to snuggle with on the couch and watch crap TV

*sigh* I know how you feel, don't we all. I guess all it takes is patience...we aren't all emotional retards mugz, have some faith

Muggaz

on Jun 28, 2004

Why not be mad at the guys just as much for treating them badly in the first place

Sally Sally Sally....

Whilst your reply was reassuring and thoughtful... I think I have a bit to teach you about the female psyche...

Guys would not be a$$holes if it stoped them from getting action... a$$holes seem to get the most action... this is because there is some gene with the female body that attracts females to the challenge of getting another a$$hole on thier notches... you have acknowledged this yourself!!!

I dont expect you to be able to explain it, I cant explain it either, but deny it is there at your own peril!!!

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Jun 28, 2004

Hehe....you're telling me that guys just act like arses because it gets them more action? If that is tru the they are arses anyway, getting action or not. Men and women are both guilty of wanting what they can't have, that is just human nature, and the guys that act like arses seem to be a challenge, maybe that has something to do with it. I'm not going to try and explain it, I don't agree with it, but I blame men and women equally as much. Women that go for men like that deserve what they get, and people like you who don't agree with it and is genuinely a nice guy shouldn't waste your time worrying about it, just look for the girl who appreciates a guy that will treat her good

mignuna

on Jun 28, 2004

muggy, when i was small, i remember my mother once put on some weight over christmas and went on a diet. this was my first realisation that too many calories = weight gain. i clearly recall her saying that cakes and chocolate were "bad for you", and that she was not going to eat them ... and then eating every one she could lay her hands and ending up miserable !.

the solution seemed easy to me at the time. but we all know it's really more complicated than that, right ?.

the very harm that something can do, the very way it's effect on you can be the opposite of what you want, can sometimes be its' major attraction. maybe even it's only attraction. ask any woman to explain what it feels like to be hungry and premenstrual with a bar of forbidden chocolate in her hand and nobody looking, and her answer will pretty much describe how your friend feels about that guy.

it sucks watching somebody you love get less than they deserve. if you want to help, just make sure she knows how much she's really worth, then those jerks won't have a chance.

great article muggy

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mig XX

psychx

on Jun 28, 2004

Women are clearly not objects, and to see my friends and other chicks keep on going back to the a$$holes that call themselves men absolutely disgusts me…

Maxim did a survey of 3,000 women here in the States in which 80% of the women surveyed stated they prefered a jealous and macho guy over the rest. This is one of the reasons why I am studying psychology.

mignuna

on Jun 28, 2004

80% of the women surveyed stated they prefered a jealous and macho guy over the rest.

on behalf of the 20% of intelligent women in the world, may i just say that THIS ...

I am studying psychology.

... is excellent news for the world. they NEED you, psychx. that statistic is just scary. it really made me think. so did muggy with this article !. i hate it when you guys do that

mig XX

Mandeep Sahota

on Jun 28, 2004

That's a very scary statistic. I don't know why girls like those kind of guys. For me, it's the BIGGEST turn off. I think genuninely humble, nice, intelligent and funny guys are the best!

AndyBaker

on Jun 28, 2004

I don’t understand how chicks can do this to themselves

Isn’t it because chicks love the drama? Don’t we all love the drama? What would life be without it? Most of these dramas arise from a gnawing insecurity, which we believe will be soothed when we meet ‘Mr or Mrs Right’. But because that belief is misguided in the first place, our insecurities and dramas soon flare up again, ending in disillusionment. Most of the time we just want another ‘naughty’ bite’, like chocolate, as mignuna said. Nowt wrong with that. But when all the drama is done, we begin to mature, wisen up, and learn that there's more to life than searching for Mr or Mrs Right. When we can be content within ourself, we can find someone to share our completeness with, rather than looking for someone who can make us complete. In the meantime, we can be patient, and learn to cultivate self-love. Unless we need more dramas. (You know, the trouble with psychology, is that you can end up sounding like an over-analytical wanker - just like me! Sorry about that guys. I'm not a wanker really).

Sally jacobs

on Jun 28, 2004

Hmmm, that is a scary stat, but I can imagine it to be true, I see it everyday. i even went through that stage myself, there is something very attractive about the mean guys, god knows what, and thank god that was just a state of retardedness for me, Andy put all this far better than I can, it is about the drama, and hopefully we do matrue with time. We need to taste the bad guys, so we can truely appreciate them good guys, there are some girls who don't like the bad lads (like me!) and there are some nice blokes out there, it's just finding each other that is the problem. I'm actually wondering now if it is a stage for everyone, or do some women go through life just from one bad lad to another, worrying.....

Muggaz

on Jun 28, 2004

Isn’t it because chicks love the drama? Don’t we all love the drama?

Insightdidlyightful!!! I think that is the main point... bloody drama queens!!! hehe... you look how much chicks over react to every situation.... I think 20% is an awesome figure... well.. accurate at least... however, if we were to do a survey - which i will do shortly, i think the percentage of Awesome smart, Intelligent chicks on JU would be far greater!!!

I'm actually wondering now if it is a stage for everyone, or do some women go through life just from one bad lad to another, worrying.....

Unfortunately Sally, we all know ladies who go through several divorces, relationships, etc... they are suckers for punishment, and they never get told how special they are, so they crave the comapny of a brutal neanderthal to make the feel secure...

BAM!!!

Sally jacobs

on Jun 28, 2004

i think the percentage of Awesome smart, Intelligent chicks on JU would be far greater!!!

Ooooh you old smoothy! Completely correct of course! hehe!

Men go through these divorces to you know! It's sad these women don't know how special they are though, and they think they deserve this kind of man, very sad! Nice men aew difficult to find though, it's not easy!

cinnamonstone

on Jun 29, 2004

Oooo can't help myself must put in a comment. Muggsy little man...it isn't that all chicks are retarded as you so gallantly put it...but women have been socialised to respond a certain way. I agree with you, women seem to like assholes but it works the other way. I am as you described a nice intelligent woman I wouldn't go so far as to say beautiful but I am not a troll either. And guys don't seem to know what to do with me. If you aren't chasing their wallet or expect them to save your ass if you want their company and are willing to give as good as you get they get nervous.

Socialisation is a very important part of all cultures. Look at the media and what's on telly. Its all drama drama drama and the "bad boys" always get the girl. Its become part of our social consciousness. Women are SUPPOSED to be long suffering, uncomplaining, maternal..willing to do "all" for their man...even if it means putting up with SHIT on a daily basis. Independence and freedom of though and mind and heart is NOT rewarded in women. Classfiying us all as 'retarded' is a bit harsh mate. We get smarter as we get older...

same as you

Cheers
cinnamonstone

PS ANDY BAKER are you in Australia??? you said drama and wanker in your post!!!

Muggaz

on Jun 29, 2004

Cinamon,

I dont really have much to add... except that was insightful... I realise the classy females have the same predicament as classy males like myself

As Sally pointed out, the trouble lies in us finding each other

BAM!!!

cinnamonstone

on Jun 29, 2004

A truer word was never spoken:) So where the hell are you anyway??? The US of A?? (grin)

Cheers
Cin

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