The Agawrian Way

Anti-Gay and War

Published on February 28, 2004 By Muggaz In Philosophy

Its a Paradox you see.

Most people who support war are categorically against homosexuality, and most people who support homosexuality staunchly oppose war.

We aren't against homosexuality per se, but we most definitely are against nations declaring war on other nations.

We aren't against us declaring war on anyone, because its not a war... we are trying to help them.

The nation of Agawria (a-gor-ria) is thousands of years old, and there are a select few amongst society today who have been chosen to shed the light amongst the populace. Our homeland is an a secret and un-disclosed location.

Our President is the ever benevolant Pete.
Our Pope is John Paul Pastrami
Our Governor General is Sebastian
Our minister for defence is Linas
Our minister for Communications is Vlat
Our minister for Family affiars is Eoin
Our minister for Youth is Tim

And i am the minister for propaganda.

The Agawrian way is not just a concept. Its a way of life. We have taken the task of education upon ourselves, and we plan on enlightening the masses with out jargon.

People need to approach life with an open mind, and realise that there are two ways. There is the Agawrian way, and the is the 'other' way.

I must attend to business now, may you live the Agawrian way.

BAM!!!

Comments (Page 2)

JEPEL

on Mar 04, 2004

I'm very pleased of joining your great nation, let me know if I can do anything to make Agawria a better place.

May you live the Agawrian way.

A.D.D.

on Mar 25, 2004

I have spoken with your President, and would like to be the Agawrian Director for Decor (yes, ADD!)

This title will enable to me to be in charge of all decor, fashion, etc... of all Agawrain events and beyond!

Akrosh

on Mar 25, 2004

Hey Muggaz,

Can you share more information about 'The Agawrian Way'.
specifically the concept you believe in.

i will return to read your reply...

- ilimow

Muggaz

on Mar 25, 2004

Hey ilimow...

It's just a concept in its infancy at the moment... friends have reffered to me as a Satanist which is not the case at all... Its just a peaceful concept that doesn't discriminate... As we formulate more, it will be posted... watch this space!!!

Hi there A.D.D... have i met you before? if not, we shall do so soon... if so, i hope you found the expience great

Bella

on May 20, 2004

I am nominating myself for the Minister of Foreign Liaison.

The main prerequisite being the ability to liaise with those foreign to Agawria. Not only to maintain clear, comprehendable communication between Agawria and foreigners but to educate them on the Agawrian way in a manner which appeals to them and again, is clearly understood in their language and/or culture.

Speedy

on May 27, 2004

I would like to hereby point out that in my dealings with Bella she has in no way been clear or comprehendable in her communication. The strong dialect of the mumbling munt has shone through and I fear she may be a hinderance to the Agwarian Foreign relations.

That said... live long and maintain hooliganism!

Muggaz

on May 27, 2004

Yes - well, I am sure you are talking about the same Bella I know and Love - notice, she has nominated herself for this position, and whilst I find Bella's character admirable, and certainly dear to me, she does not have what it takes to deal with the rough and tumble of foreign affairs!

Thanks for your input my good man!

May you live the Agawrian way!

BAM!!!

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