Its a Paradox you see.
Most people who support war are categorically against homosexuality, and most people who support homosexuality staunchly oppose war.
We aren't against homosexuality per se, but we most definitely are against nations declaring war on other nations.
We aren't against us declaring war on anyone, because its not a war... we are trying to help them.
The nation of Agawria (a-gor-ria) is thousands of years old, and there are a select few amongst society today who have been chosen to shed the light amongst the populace. Our homeland is an a secret and un-disclosed location.
Our President is the ever benevolant Pete.
Our Pope is John Paul Pastrami
Our Governor General is Sebastian
Our minister for defence is Linas
Our minister for Communications is Vlat
Our minister for Family affiars is Eoin
Our minister for Youth is Tim
And i am the minister for propaganda.
The Agawrian way is not just a concept. Its a way of life. We have taken the task of education upon ourselves, and we plan on enlightening the masses with out jargon.
People need to approach life with an open mind, and realise that there are two ways. There is the Agawrian way, and the is the 'other' way.
I must attend to business now, may you live the Agawrian way.
BAM!!!