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My adulation!
Published on August 10, 2005 By Muggaz In Just Hanging Out
Ok Ok, so I did something a bit left field and made what some would call an unusual purchase. Link

Now, this belt buckle is like nothing I have ever seen before, and I have seen a lot, so i can safely assume that many others will not have seen such a device - which will no doubt make it an instant hit. All I need to do is think of some clever quips. My JU friends, I have a few to start of with, however, I would like to pick your brains for some absolute corkers - and I am expecting some pearlers!

Those who know me, know I am not shy, so do your worst - but try not to give me any lines that will get my head punched in. You have a limit of 256 characters, so that should suffice for some concise yet witty humour we all know and love! here are a few examples i have already...

"If you have taken the time to read this message, you must really like my crotch"

"If you think this belt buckle is cool, you should see the LEDs on my underpants"

"Sorry ladies, I only date models"

"advertising space for sale - inspection free for hot chicks"

So - you get the idea - we can have some fun with this, so come on, give me what you have got!

Tally Ho!


Comments (Page 2)
on Aug 13, 2005
Thanks Muggaz and LW, having too much free time has finally paid-off.
on Aug 13, 2005
As if you don't have one of these belts of your own already!
on Aug 14, 2005
" I taught your girlfriend that thing you like"
"Put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory"
"could you come back in a few beers time?"
"If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick"
"i'm pretty smooth with the ugly chicks"
on Aug 14, 2005

" I taught your girlfriend that thing you like"
"Put my willy wonka in your chocolate factory"
"could you come back in a few beers time?"
"If you're already this close, why don't you just suck my dick"
"i'm pretty smooth with the ugly chicks"

They may have ceded the crown to Toblerone, but I like yours the best!

on Aug 14, 2005
I like Sally's, too.

Here is some more.

"I Support Single Moms"
"Your sister is hot but your mom does that thing with her tongue"
"I stole this belt buckle from a homeless guy - why he had a belt buckle that say this, I'll never know"
"Also available in sober"
"I'm what Willis was talkin' about"
"The funniest thing about this belt buckle is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late for you to stop reading it you dumb ass"
"I'm the new Pope - who wants to go to heaven?"
"I'm huge in Japan"
"Don't neglect the balls"
"Please pay before pumping"
"I'd only end up hurting you"
"Easy like Sunday morning"
"I came on Eileen"
"To: Women From: God"
"Atkins Approved"
on Aug 15, 2005
you guys just stole slogans from t-shirt hell.

I see through the charade! no matter, all funny!
on Aug 15, 2005
Perhaps for poops and chuckles you could offer the following definition(s) of "Canadian Belt Buckle" from urbandictionary.com:(www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=canadian+belt+buckle)

1. Canadian Belt Buckle 7 up, 1 down

When one puts his or her penis up at their waistline wear the head of the penis sticks out. Try it at parties.

"Dude, check it out, his (sic) sporting a Canadian Belt Buckle."
Source: Jtron 3000, Sep 8, 2003

Also: "Beltbuckle", as in

1. Canandian Beltbuckle 2 up, 1 down

When you put your hard-on up between your stomach and wasitline of your pants so the top comes out. Helps protect from the dreaded "Pitchin' a Tent" look. Do not use if shirtless.

"I popped a boner in class so I used the old canadian beltbuckle manuver to get out with dignity."
Source: Jtron 3000, Oct 1, 2003

OK, one more:

1. Canadian bobsled 1 thumb up

Right before the moment of ejaculation whilst having doggy style the male reaches around and knocks out the girls hands from under her.

"I knocked out her hands and rode her like a Canadian bobsled"
Source: therealhambone, Aug 24, 2004

Onward, etc.,
David St. Hubbins
on Aug 21, 2005
Geez, Mugz, I go on vacation and miss the funniest blog of the month? Ya gotta time that better!

As for ideas, well, I'm passive-aggressive and would just put something like "Yeah, I just caught you looking" so that they're all embarrassed when they make eye contact.

Cheers.

-A.
on Aug 22, 2005
nice one A

it hasn't arrived yet, but the boys are all counting down... this is going to be good.
on Aug 23, 2005

Hey, so who wins?

Trinitie

on Aug 24, 2005
Oh, my Aussie friend Toblerone has won hands down my sweet...

there are some JU's who i thought would have something to contribute, alas, they have been intimidated by his superior wit and general blue collar smut.

Huzzah to Toblerone!
on Aug 24, 2005
*Bows* Thanks Muggaz, I would like to thank my Mum, my Dad and a packet of defective condoms made in early 1981 - all of which are indirectly responsible for my win here today.
on Sep 01, 2005

Ok, so I went to the mall today with a friend (gag me), and I saw the "buckle".  I said, "Oh my gosh, a friend of mine wrote about this!"  He said, "Umm, those are old school, Trin." and I felt realy obselete....

Thanks Muggaz!!!

Trinitie