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Published on February 12, 2004 By Muggaz In Humor
Sydney, Friday:

A Man describing himself as a passionate masturbator has admitted that he spiked his own drink with the drug Rohypnol in order to have his way with himself.

The man told police he deliberately set out to prey on his own company, by slipping the potent sedative pill into his vodka and tonic while he wasn’t looking. He said his plan from the outset was to take advantage of himself whuile his defeces were down.

“I was really on the hunt for some self-abuse,” thae man said. “And when I saw this hottie bit of a hand leaning on the bar I slipped myself a mickey, and the next thing I know, I was taking myself back to my place.”

Police have described the man as one of several predatory masturbators curretly operating in watering holes around the inner city of Sydney. “In fact, it’s fair to say that most Sydney bars are full of wankers,” a police spokesman said.

BAM!!!

Comments
on Feb 13, 2004
hahahahah i love you, muggaz. that was sooooo damn funny. and true !. mig xx
on Feb 15, 2004
Yeah, i wonder if Americans share the same humor as us though... i dont even know if they use the word wanker...

on Feb 15, 2004
Very funny! We don't use the word wanker but we know what it means. Could predatory masturbators be considered rapists if they had multiple personalities?
on Feb 15, 2004
repeat sex offenders!!!!

LOL