In this day and age of supposed “equilibrium” between the sexes, I would like to open the big can of worms and categorically state, that it is a Mans world, simply because, Men are better. Respect to the ladies for the whole birth/labour ordeal, but you couldn’t do it without us!
I will start with the example of Men’s tennis. It was not too long ago when there was somewhat of a furore on the ladies side of the pro circuit, because they do not earn as much prize money as the men. I could not even remotely fathom what the ladies problem was. The reason men get paid more is right in front of their noses, aside from the entertainment value female tennis players like Anna Kournikova, and Maria Sharapova bring, Men’s tennis is much more enthralling and skilful, and the victor is the best of 5 sets, rather than the ladies 3 sets. Not to mention that for every beautiful female tennis player, there is an Amelie Mauresimo, or as I like to say, Mauresiman. It makes perfect sense to the linear thinking person that the Men should get paid more.
Woman are also sneaky little buggers, and many a reader will attest to a two faced female they know, who will act one way in front of their face, and then bitch about them behind their back. I am not saying that this is not true for some males – predominately those of the homosexual persuasion, and occasionally red blooded heterosexuals, it simply happens a lot more with the fairer sex. Maybe someone among us can possibly explain why this is the case. Why are men more direct and honest in dealings with each other? Men do step on each others toes to get what we want, though, when we do it, the other person is aware of the fact, because it is right n front of their face. It’s not exactly something to be proud of, but I would take that any day over a good old fashioned feminine back stabbing.
Women are also very predictable. Using an example from my personal life, I was with Woman A for a while, and I was introduced to one of her best friends, Woman B. Woman A and I weren’t getting along as well, yet Woman B and I hit it off like a house on fire. Woman A seems to be losing interest in me entirely, so I simply invite Woman B somewhere and not Woman A. Predictably, Woman A erupts in a fit of jealously, and my time is now desired. I never intended to play these women off each other, but jealously is one of the most powerful emotions conceivable, and you can always bank on it affecting a woman much more than it will affect a man.
Some may say that a Woman’s greatest asset is her good looks compared to the primitive nature bestowed upon the male of the species. Their grace and soft demeanour is what men find appealing about them, and in all honesty, nothing makes my heart melt more than a sincere smile from a beautiful woman. Women know this, and they use it to their advantage. Good on them I say, but in using these obviously fantastic traits they posses to get what they want, rather than what they need, has only hindered their progress in catching up to the blokes. How can any one take woman seriously when they use their God given powers for evil? Sure, Men allow woman this power, because generally, men are ruled by their penises. Luckily for men though, and unluckily for woman, this moment of phallic rule is temporary, and woman suffer for it. Women get older, their looks disappear, and any power they had along with it.
God made Women beautiful so that Men would marry them, and he made Women stupid so they would marry us. This is an age old debate, that as long as there are separate sexes in the world, it will remain constant. No one person is better than another, let that be stated for the record, but as a gender, it is clearly a Man's world, and for good reason to. I believe women are capable of climbing the highest peaks eventually, but hey, it’s something man has already done.