Those who dont know - Centrelink is the Austrlian Welfare Agency


A scruffy looking guy walks into the local Centrelink office,
marches straight up to the counter and says,
"Hi, I hate being on the dole and I'd really rather have a job."
The clerk behind the Centrelink desk says, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his blonde nymphomaniac daughter. You'll
have to drive her around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a
two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000
a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"
"Yeah, well" says the Centrelink officer, "you started it".