A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
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Published on August 10, 2004 By Muggaz In Blogging
It happened again… My Mum has gone away for the week with her husband, and I have the domain all to myself. I moved out of home last November, and there was this pussy I used to see… let’s just name this pussy – Pussy X.

Pussy X used to wander in and out of my room as she saw fit… Pussy X knew I would always be there upon return, and kind of took me for granted… Pussy X would come under the covers with me at the start of the night, but whenever I would wake up in the morning Pussy would be gone… probably searching for entertainment elsewhere… this didn’t really worry me, I got my pussy action, and just went to sleep… but I thought it would be nice to wake up next to pussy as well.

After I moved out, I never really saw Pussy X anymore… only when I would visit my mother, there would be a casual hello, and I would rub the pussy a little, and sometimes pussy would sit on my lap… but obviously, I never slept with the pussy.

Now that I am back at my mum’s place house sitting in her absence, and it has been testimony that absence makes the heart grow fonder… It would appear that pussy can’t get enough of the Mug Man… As soon as my key turns the door, I can hear the pussy calling out to me, and as soon as I walk in the house, I get a nice pussy rub against my leg…

I can’t even go to the shower without pussy following me around… Am I confident of pussy’s insecurities causing pussy to love me more? It doesn’t really worry me… All I know is that I have been getting pussy action all night long under the covers, and I usually wake up with Pussy right in my face, and I always get to leave with a nice pussy rub.

I love my Cat!

BAM!!!

Comments
on Aug 10, 2004
...can i just say, I love my pussy too!
on Aug 10, 2004
I know how ya feel, dude! Link

on Aug 10, 2004
...I'd just like to state that I am also a pussy enthusiast.....

Good article...,
~Zoo
on Aug 10, 2004

muggaz likes pussy.

surprise, surprise.

mig XX

on Aug 11, 2004
muggaz likes pussy


Yeah, not a big supprise.

~carebear~
on Aug 11, 2004
Guys, can you stop talking about my beautiful cat with such filthy connotations?



BAM!!!
on Aug 12, 2004
We all already knew that Mug loved pussy, but the cat came as a suprise!
on Aug 13, 2004
You really had us all going there for about 0.25 milliseconds! lol!

You kinky bugger, you.

Aria
on Aug 13, 2004
This is the dumbest thing you have ever written!!!!!!

But, I love you anyway.

Trinitie
on Aug 13, 2004
Mugz, you're a soft pussy at heart dude and you know it!
on Aug 13, 2004
This is the dumbest thing you have ever written!!!!!!


Not by a longshot Trin, not even close
on Aug 13, 2004
Hesr's one I randomly picked up...


... Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers.

"Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"

"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.

Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?"

The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.

Undaunted, Goldie asked. "Do you like pussycats?"

With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Goldie, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Goldie dragged herself to a sitting position and panted,

"How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man thought for a moment and replied,

"How did you know my name was Katz?"
on Aug 13, 2004
I remember one time at the drunk end of this college party (yeah, back in *those* days for those of you that have read my Ism article) that was at my girlfirend's apartment, she had passed out cold so we decided to shave her pussy. Oh my god she was so mad the next morning, but it was so totally hilarious. She continued to be furious the next week because she said the damn thing kept scratching her every time she tried to pet it. I tried to pet it that night and it scratched me too. What did I expect? There's a price to pay for a bald pussy, and I guess getting scratched was that price.

Now I deal with 5 pussies a day. You'd think I'd be happy about that...well I guess I am. The other day my wife tried to bring home this big hairy pussy, and I told her "hon, I don't think I can handle one more pussy in this lifetime, although I bet that one would be fun to shave!" She wasn't amused.
on Aug 14, 2004
muggas.............its no surprise to me that someone who thinks fags are normal would do it with a cat. actually, doing it with a cat is probably more normal than doing what fags do. as long as the cat is a female of course.

im sure this article is just a joke. and so is my statement, of course.
on Aug 15, 2004
im sure this article is just a joke. and so is my statement, of course


No Marvin, I really do like pussy - no joke!

This is the dumbest thing you have ever written!!!!!!


Ohhh knives to the heart!!! ... I am a dork

"How did you know my name was Katz?"


Hahaha - that cracked me up Olikara!!

Thanks for your comments guys!

BAM!!!