What is it that really makes you go weak at the knees when thinking about the opposite sex?
Females were put on this world, for me to admire and enjoy, I cannot fathom any other reason… yeah, procreation could be considered, but that is merely a side benefit of the enjoyment factor.
What is it about woman in uniform that really makes me go insane?
This is personal, and what I am about to tell you may ostracise me somewhat and have me classed as a sicko/pervert – but hey, I can deal with that.
School Uniforms. Any female I consider courting, very early in the conversation I enquire as to whether they still possess their school uniform. There is something about the tartan design that just drives me insane, and even when I am an old and grey man, I won’t need any Viagra to stimulate the sex drive if my lady has a school uniform!!!
I remember the girls at school, always complaining that their uniforms looked crap, weren’t cool, whatever, but you found no complaints from me or the other guys whatsoever. Summer or winter uniform, it got my rocks off. Our summer uniform was a light green and white dress… it looked fantastic… our winter one was a tartan green and black skirt, with a blouse and tie, and a green jumper… skirts were very easy to hike!
It’s funny, as I write this, I remember I was only with a few girls from my school, and the relationship never advanced to any serious physical activity… I had the pleasure of enjoying several school uniforms from Melbourne’s eastern suburbs!!!
Now, this is very wrong, but I am not going to lie to you – I catch the train to work in the morning simply because I get to look at school girls – now, I only look at the ones that ‘appear’ to be over 18, let me assure you, the younger ones *are* blocked from my vision – I don’t know, my retinal sensors black out with those younger chicks – just as well! It's an uncanny ability that i consider a blessing to keep me out of trouble!
Cheerleaders. I know, how painfully un-original… but there is certainly something about the way those uniforms accentuate the finer features of the female physique! They also do a lot of dancing, and dancing is something I find most sensual. Girls just know how to move their hips in the most provocative fashion, Cheerleaders especially!
When I was in a naughty adult shop in Canberra last year, I noticed a cheerleader’s uniform for sale, so I rest easily with the fact that it is not only I that suffer from these desires… Of course, not every girl was a cheer leader, so they don’t all possess a nice small, flattering little getup, but my lady can be sure, I will buy one for her! She can perform her own little Muggaz cheer and dance! And then we get it on!!!!
So Ladies, now you know my weaknesses… and they certainly are as much! Please don’t take advantage of me because you know this! I have told you in good faith – I really think you should tell me what pushes your buttons now! It’s only fair!
*No George Bush fantasies allowed!!!*
BAM!!!