Of course I love ya darling
You're a bloody top-knotch bird
And when I say your gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I am ready,
there's something there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No Sheila who is your age
has nice round perky breasts
they just give into gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good
as I was ever gonna get
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the Footy's on!
And get me another Beer!
BAM!!!