A day to day acount of the whacky and wonderful world of Muggaz - i tend to be having too much fun these days, and often cannot remember moments due to debauchery - its time the internet repayed my loyalty by recording my antics.
I should be on your 'terror' watch list.
Published on July 30, 2005 By Muggaz In Just Hanging Out
Well, I did it - I have applied for a job at Veil ski resort in Colorado. Provided I get my visa and the consulate interview goes well, I will be in the land of stars and stipes by mid November working/snowboarding/partying until the end of the season in April. I wonder what kind of questions they will ask me at the US consulate. I am sure I can bluff a favourable opinion towards the USA! I am not a terrorist, but I certainly am a terror!

I must digress, I am sure the USA has heaps of cool people, and that I will have the time of my life - if I didn't think this, I wouldn't have submitted my application! I have been to the snow here in Victoria twice this season already, and whilst it is amazingly fun, we don't have terribly great snow here - Australia is notorious for its beaches and desert, and with good reason. The snow here is very hard and icy, not powder like at all, so when you stack - it's friendlier than concrete, but you haven't crashed until you crash in powder!

A couple of my best friends just returned from the USA, and they said the people were remarkably rude, and exceptionally obese, I suppose this is something I will have to deal with, although I am sure that there won't be too many fatties on the slopes, because skiing and boarding is exceptionally hard work. If I do come across any, I will be sure to commend them on their strenuous physical activity, and purchase them a candy bar.

I plan on being infamous after approximately one week. I don't know how many of you have experienced the snow at any mountain in the world, but there are no parties like snow parties. Everyone is out for a good time, and the vibe is incredibly positive. Fun and excitement are omnipresent and synonymous when it comes to the snow, and let me tell you that I will be working it hard at night, as well as the daylight hours! I have not once experienced a hangover when boarding, so I should be able to back it up night after night.

I am not getting any younger, and there is no time like the present. I love my job here in Melbourne, but I have been doing it since I finished school, so I need somewhat of a sabbatical before I come back and expand on my blossoming career. Stepping out of my comfort zone will not only be a fun and exciting adventure, but a glorious challenge for me to develop as a person – and I am relishing the prospect.

I find out if I get the job in September, when they know if they can sponsor my Visa. I am 99% confident, because my working background and experience here will prove invaluable for the particular position I have applied for. The idea of working 4/5 days a week on a mountain with excellent snow and hot athletic women who love Aussie guys has me chomping at the bit… watch out USA, here I come. I will create a whole new definition for the war on terror!

Comments (Page 2)
on Aug 02, 2005
Shades knows I have to go to DC, because it has awesome ratios I am told - and I also have some defacatin' to do!!! JUST JOKING!!! hehe... we will see what happens...
on Aug 02, 2005
i'd like to bid for the right to produce and distribute 'mr muggaz goes to washington'.
on Aug 03, 2005
Shades knows I have to go to DC, because it has awesome ratios I am told


awesome for you, maybe. Kind of blows for us ladies.
on Aug 03, 2005
i'd like to bid for the right to produce and distribute 'mr muggaz goes to washington'.


Now would that be rated "M" for "mature"? 'Cause you might get some Hillary C. on your ass if it isn't....

-A, who would definitely rent it.
on Aug 04, 2005
Now would that be rated "M" for "mature"?


m for muggaz...nc-21 for the directors cut.
on Aug 04, 2005
Ok, granted Kingbee - i just want 10% of proceeds, and that includes merchandise.

I am going to need that money with all the paternity suits! I ask them who was their daddy, i don't mean it literally!

dear lord. I am naughty.
on Aug 04, 2005
all the paternity suits


whatta brilliant idea. everyone promotes their films with teeshirts and it's so passe.

designing a complete suit that reflects the spirit of a film--and a documentary of sorts to boot--very well may pay off with a palm d'hair in cannnes.
on Aug 04, 2005
very well may pay off with a palm d'hair in cannnes


And then we can film the Muggaz goes to Cannes sequel!

Kingbee, you are officially my agent.
on Aug 04, 2005
Kingbee, you are officially my agent.


I am officially frightened--but I will be there with A. on opening night!
on Sep 07, 2005
I got the job today my friends!

all going to plan, i will be workin' in the USA by November 19th!

TALLY HO!
on Sep 07, 2005
wtg! Although, I still have as much of a chance as to bump into a celebrity like you as I do a Willis, Cruise, or even a Ledger.
Happy trails on the slopes, dude.