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Ask Dr. Muggaz
Published on February 5, 2004 By Muggaz In Personal Relationships
In todays fast paced society, we dont have the time we want to talk about personal problems. I have collated some FAQ's when it comes to relationships, and answered them as best i could.

If you have any further questions, i will be happy to help!

Q: My Husband wants a threesome with my best friend

A: Obviously your husband can’t get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing – your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If your still not sure, then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it

Q: My Husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing twice a day – then cook him a nice meal

Q: My Husband has too many nights out with the boys

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The man is the hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it’s great to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him, then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My Husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it, do it in your own time, or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.

Q: My Husband is uninterested in foreplay

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm and then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one

A: I’m not sure I understand the problem, perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal?

Comments (Page 2)
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on Feb 05, 2004
Good thing I like to cook.
on Feb 06, 2004
among other things right anne?
on Mar 22, 2004
HOw does a girl masterbate?
on Mar 22, 2004
Usually by cooking their man a meal, they should find the required level of satisfaction.

BAM!!!
on Mar 22, 2004
HAHAHHAHAH, I found nothing amusing but the above statement by Muggaz. That wuz genius. Cleverness is my weakness.

Trinitie
on Jun 14, 2004
that's some pretty funny stuff!!! Maybe it would have saved my marriage . You're such a guy!! If only cooking relieved as much stress as a blow job does for a guy--wouldn't the world be wonderful??
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